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Ma Cherie by alexiuss Ma Cherie by alexiuss
:iconcaptainfanclub::iconsaysplz: WHAT BE THIS WALLPAPERY NONSENSE?
READ ZEE COMIC FROM THE BEGINNING:
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This morning Captain has discovered a pair of old Binoculars and dedicated the entire day to the "FINE ART OF OGLING LADIES".
Finding non-expired, non-radioactive food?
No! Ogling ladies for hours on end is definitely a far more important objective than survival!

At first I've tried to argue, but when Captain handed me a binder filled with "GENTLEM-N'S RULES OF OGLING" I've decided to deal with the situation with sarcasm.

I've looked inside the binder later on and of course it had a piece of paper glued inside with the following:

STEP I: WEAR YOUR FANCIEST WHITE TOP AND PANTALOONS
STEP II. ACQUIRE BINOCULAR DEVICE.
STEP III. LOCATE OBJECT OF OGLING.
STEP IV. OG-GLE.
STEP V. MAKE COMMENTARY ABOUT THE VIEW.

Where Captain keeps an antique typewriter that types only in fancy capitals, I wasn't ever able to find out.





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What else did the Captain and Snippy do this magical day?
Leave your crazy/silly ideas below for story integration!
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Lucatone Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2013
This looks an offal lot like an album cover Ive seen before... OHH i remember now it was from a band called Stonesour. ;) This rendition is  moar teh funnyz, though.
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PiccoToxin Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I read your comics a while ago. now I was brosing random dA stuff and you show up... what are the chances?
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Daverex Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Of course, I assumed Captain's peepin', not just scopin', before I read the description :sherlock:
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BellJorienViola Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
They couldn't find many objects for ogling, so Captein decided to put Snippy in a fancy dress and tie him to a billboard.
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alexiuss Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013
excellent.
added!
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:iconbelljorienviola:
BellJorienViola Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
My pleasure. :-)
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ToxicB Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013
Oh Captain, you are zee only sexyz Captain of all :blowkiss:
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Ichsehetotemenschen Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Snippy oggled how Pilot and his Clerk-army came back.
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DawnroseofRedwall Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
That's easy. Our sexy Captain ordered Snippy to go find a telescope for better and tastier ogling!
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Alexius Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013
very good!
:D
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