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:iconcaptainfanclub::iconsaysplz: WHAT BE THIS WALLPAPERY NONSENSE?
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This morning Captain has discovered a pair of old Binoculars and dedicated the entire day to the "FINE ART OF OGLING LADIES".
Finding non-expired, non-radioactive food?
No! Ogling ladies for hours on end is definitely a far more important objective than survival!

At first I've tried to argue, but when Captain handed me a binder filled with "GENTLEM-N'S RULES OF OGLING" I've decided to deal with the situation with sarcasm.

I've looked inside the binder later on and of course it had a piece of paper glued inside with the following:

STEP I: WEAR YOUR FANCIEST WHITE TOP AND PANTALOONS
STEP II. ACQUIRE BINOCULAR DEVICE.
STEP III. LOCATE OBJECT OF OGLING.
STEP IV. OG-GLE.
STEP V. MAKE COMMENTARY ABOUT THE VIEW.

Where Captain keeps an antique typewriter that types only in fancy capitals, I wasn't ever able to find out.





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What else did the Captain and Snippy do this magical day?
Leave your crazy/silly ideas below for story integration!
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:iconlucatone:
Lucatone Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2013
This looks an offal lot like an album cover Ive seen before... OHH i remember now it was from a band called Stonesour. ;) This rendition is  moar teh funnyz, though.
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:iconpiccotoxin:
PiccoToxin Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I read your comics a while ago. now I was brosing random dA stuff and you show up... what are the chances?
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:icondaverex:
Daverex Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Of course, I assumed Captain's peepin', not just scopin', before I read the description :sherlock:
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:iconbelljorienviola:
BellJorienViola Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
They couldn't find many objects for ogling, so Captein decided to put Snippy in a fancy dress and tie him to a billboard.
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:iconalexiuss:
alexiuss Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013
excellent.
added!
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:iconbelljorienviola:
BellJorienViola Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
My pleasure. :-)
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:icontoxicb:
ToxicB Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013
Oh Captain, you are zee only sexyz Captain of all :blowkiss:
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:iconichsehetotemenschen:
Ichsehetotemenschen Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Snippy oggled how Pilot and his Clerk-army came back.
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:icondawnroseofredwall:
DawnroseofRedwall Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
That's easy. Our sexy Captain ordered Snippy to go find a telescope for better and tastier ogling!
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:iconalexius:
Alexius Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013
very good!
:D
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:icondawnroseofredwall:
DawnroseofRedwall Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
:giggle: Why thank you, you delicious co-minion you!
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:iconrevolucci:
Revolucci Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Captein is ogling some really busty bikini babes (seeing it's summer)...
he holds snippy back from seeing the lovely scene down below agrying snippy
but after a lil while Captein gets discovered and the babes point at him...
he and snippy try to make a run for it but get cornered by a 1 babe they didnt notice
she's wielding a modern version of the ak47 all black [link] (referance picture)
and signs Captein and snippy to follow her captein and snippy thinking they might get shot follow her
but to their surprise the bikini babes are actualy really friendly and
offering captein and snippy a treat of some BBQ and cold beer
they have a good old time... when the night ends they all part ways but promise to do it all over again next time they meet :XD:
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Sire-Sword Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Soon, you will be mine...
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:icondarkmoonfalling15:
darkmoonfalling15 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013
Captain then drops the binoculars which land on an old rusting beam that is protruding from the side of the building on the 7th floor. Captain orders Snippy to go on a new mission "OF GRAVE IMPORTANCE" which was to "RETRIEVE MY OGLING DEVICE" which Snippy fails and gets stuck on the beam. Captain, seeing that Snippy failed goes back to ogling using his hands as his binoculars
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:iconalexiuss:
alexiuss Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013
haha excellent!
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:icondarkmoonfalling15:
darkmoonfalling15 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013
thanks :)
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:iconthunderwolfang:
ThunderWolfang Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Great work! 8D
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:iconpokecat:
pokecat Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Stalker is likely ogling the Captain...:eyes:
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:iconnarutothewilloffire:
NarutoTheWillOfFire Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013
It is awesome and scary at the same time..
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:iconaustinleebrock:
Austinleebrock Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I see you!!
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:iconshadowedinnocents:
shadowedinnocents Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013
He's staring right into my soul...
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:icon99-cells:
99-cells Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013
Oh he's just spying on someone/something....for a minute I thought he was.......*sigh* that pink headed crazy really has become a phenomena.
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:iconsashikobroayumu:
SashikobroAyumu Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013
Wow
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:iconnorthwyrm:
NorthWyrm Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013
...Bots have sisters?
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:iconvindurza:
vindurza Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Yay for a classic pic
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:iconbengalensis:
Bengalensis Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013   General Artist
All food is radioactive because C14.
Delicious wallpaper.
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:iconbluenightwolf:
bluenightwolf Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Lulz. Classic
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:iconfaisalfadhil:
faisalfadhil Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013
Love this, THANKS!
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:iconinsignusknives:
InsignusKnives Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
CAPTEIN IS PEEPING AGAAIIIN!
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:iconbacterialcorruption:
BacterialCorruption Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013
Zee Captain sent Snippy on a important mission to find him more ladies to og-gle over
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:iconaviusicarus:
AviusIcarus Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
captain probably had Snippy drink radioactive coffee and base jump with a broken parachute or something.
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:iconav-artz:
AV-Artz Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013  Student Digital Artist
A good ogling never hurt anyone.
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