Devious Journal EntryGood ol' alexiuss has been using my computer all day and forgot to log out of his DA account, so this is him getting trolled.With love, Humon.
Shatterglass by eight 0f heartsIt had survived things that no mug should have had to endure.It had been dropped off cliffs, plunged into radioactive water, used to hold questionable substances and once travelled several hundred kilometres after Pilot tied a helium balloon to it. It had been thrown at Snippy countless times. It had suffered the indignity of being sat on by Engie after the Captain left it lying on a chair.It had never been washed in its life.But in the end, all it took was one little nudge, and the mug the great, glorious mug was reduced to a few shards of broken ceramic and a spatter of sad-looking tea.It happened like this:They were seated around the kitchen table in their current place of residence. "Kitchen", of course, is taken very broadly here there was no ceiling, nor were there any kitchen appliances; it was, in fact, merely a ramshackle table in the middle of an empty room.Today's lunch consisted of cold baked beans which was quite the delicacy considering t
a tale of butterOnce you start reading this, you cannot turn back.Well you could, but would you reeeeeeeeally want to do it?KEEP ON READING OR YOUR EYES WILL IMPLODE.One day, humon was surfing the internet.She was just looking at her favorite pages when all of a sudden a new tab opened up.She was confused, since she didn't click on any link whatsoever. The tab didn't show anything, just a white screen. When she tried to close the tab, nothing happened. She kept pressing the X to close it, but instead the tab turned to full size. Suddenly, the white screen of the tab turned completely black.It wasn't only the tab screen that turned black, all the button and everything else on her screen did the same.Even her mouse disappeared off the screen.After a little while, she decided to turn her computer off because she simply thought it was broken.This was a fatal mistake.Out of nowhere, a full screen picture of :iconcaptainfanclub: appeared on the black screen.It was most unexpected.As she loo