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Oh Captain, my Captain! I say it to mock,
You're lucky as hell but to me you're a c***.
Please spare me the missions, I've no head for heights,
Balloons and big lists lead me only to blights.
Evading the probes of an alien race,
Then having to witness your > : ( angry face...

But what choice have I? I'm involved in these fights,
With Cancerous space-monsters full of red sprites,
And Lemonade weirdos and God knows what next,
Just how can you stay so serene and unvexed?
What price should I pay for your simple delights,
Be eaten by whales after soiling my whites?

I know you won't listen, but you'll come unstuck,
And one of these days you'll run right out of luck,
Your empire will fall, and your ego besides,
It's karma for sure, like the turn of the tides,
And then I will lol, sitting in my own muck,
Coz after all this I just won't give a f***.
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:iconbrokengod--veins:
brokengod--veins Featured By Owner May 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:rofl:
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:iconabie1295:
abie1295 Featured By Owner May 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Da best poem of war with alien!!
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:iconyokogreyword:
yokogreyword Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Poor Snippy. It would be worth it all to him, just to see zee captain get a taste of his own medicine.
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:iconmycatlikestuna:
mycatlikestuna Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2012  Student
Awww. Tis true.
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Lugbzurg Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Looking at this getup... is anyone else reminded of the Combine from Half-Life 2?

Well, in any case, noticing thumbnails and comments here, whatever this series of yours is, I should probably start reading it.
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HuffingtontheOnly Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Yep, thats Snippys complaints there.
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SpagettiFox Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
oh gosh! this is just hilarious!
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:iconllikeoavsine:
LlikeOaVsinE Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
snippy ftw~!

unfortunately nothing is gonna bring zee cap'ain down XD
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audreystardust Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2012
cool
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mechanut721 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2012  Hobbyist
LOL!!!
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