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Oh Captain, my Captain! I say it to mock,
You're lucky as hell but to me you're a c***.
Please spare me the missions, I've no head for heights,
Balloons and big lists lead me only to blights.
Evading the probes of an alien race,
Then having to witness your > : ( angry face...

But what choice have I? I'm involved in these fights,
With Cancerous space-monsters full of red sprites,
And Lemonade weirdos and God knows what next,
Just how can you stay so serene and unvexed?
What price should I pay for your simple delights,
Be eaten by whales after soiling my whites?

I know you won't listen, but you'll come unstuck,
And one of these days you'll run right out of luck,
Your empire will fall, and your ego besides,
It's karma for sure, like the turn of the tides,
And then I will lol, sitting in my own muck,
Coz after all this I just won't give a f***.
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:iconbrokengod--veins:
brokengod--veins Featured By Owner May 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:rofl:
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:iconabie1295:
abie1295 Featured By Owner May 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Da best poem of war with alien!!
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:iconyokogreyword:
yokogreyword Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Poor Snippy. It would be worth it all to him, just to see zee captain get a taste of his own medicine.
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mycatlikestuna Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2012  Student
Awww. Tis true.
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Lugbzurg Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Looking at this getup... is anyone else reminded of the Combine from Half-Life 2?

Well, in any case, noticing thumbnails and comments here, whatever this series of yours is, I should probably start reading it.
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HuffingtontheOnly Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Yep, thats Snippys complaints there.
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:iconspagettifox:
SpagettiFox Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
oh gosh! this is just hilarious!
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:iconllikeoavsine:
LlikeOaVsinE Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
snippy ftw~!

unfortunately nothing is gonna bring zee cap'ain down XD
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:iconaudreystardust:
audreystardust Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2012
cool
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mechanut721 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2012  Hobbyist
LOL!!!
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:iconzarengo:
zarengo Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2012
I love this poem and read it so much I can almost recite it by heart.

XD
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Staindwolf94 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh Snippy xD
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Zalieth Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2012  Student General Artist
Poor Snippy. I still really want to see Captain's angry face XD
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YikYik Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2012
Haha, awesome! Very nice poem. I love Snippy! :iconblueheartplz:
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bubblyface1 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2012
My little brother thinks this is really scary XD
poor snippy XD
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Caboose1994 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2012  Student General Artist
Ooooo I do love gas masks and though there are no rules to poetry or writers are always trying to bend them good job overall. I'd give the whole piece a 8/10.
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Stashhatman Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Go Snippy. You just go man. Go. *Bro-fist*
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:iconkrysher:
krysher Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012
this poem is so awesome!
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:iconcurabitar:
Curabitar Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012
LOVE THIS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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onb0ardruid Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012
LOL
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metalsageofarnor Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This made me laugh! It is well done!
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:iconstaticestars:
StaticeStars Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2012
pffffft <3 love
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:iconherpster:
Herpster Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2012
Beyond beautiful!
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:iconcherrysweetyaoi:
Cherrysweetyaoi Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2012
Its truely beautiful.
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:iconmarmoki:
marmoki Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2012
Nice work! Is this based off the Walt Whitman poem?
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:iconoggyb:
oggyb Featured By Owner May 7, 2012
Yes it is :) sorry for the late reply.
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:iconmarmoki:
marmoki Featured By Owner May 11, 2012
No prob :)
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:iconpaper-assassin:
Paper-Assassin Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2012
Why Snippy your so formal!
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:iconkiwigreenstroke:
kiwigreenstroke Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2012
ahahaha, I love your use of very unconventional terms in poetry, it gives it a nice kick of surprise!!
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bt123456789 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
awesome, and a congrats on this making front page in most popular of all time :D
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:icondeviant-artboy77:
Deviant-Artboy77 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2012
nice work!!!
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bluegoldrose Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2012
wonderful! and on the first page for most popular of all time!
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TillDeathDoWeLove Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2012  Student General Artist
..............thank you
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HATEORLOVECHOOSE Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012
Its soo buetifull bring "taers" to my eyes
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:iconjowwy:
Jowwy Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
O snippy
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:iconwnison:
Wnison Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012   Photographer
Awesome :D
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:iconmag889:
Mag889 Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
A background song with proper declamation would fit this as hell yeah! How about making a short video out of it?? please please
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Amm100 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2012  Hobbyist
I. FUCKING. LOVE THIS!! XD
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lesslove Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2012
I LOVE IT SO MUCH!
this is so funny it's amazing and
snippy has a right to resent ze captain.
Still this was an amazing poem of ranting.
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sLiiDer-0ne Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2012
dann nich^^
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:iconsliider-0ne:
sLiiDer-0ne Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2012
one hint
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theanime1000 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
this is soooo like snippy :3
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Evan7190 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Honestly i felt like shit all day drowning in selfpity from a recent break up, but this right here made my fucking day thank you so much
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PopCornSalt Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
WOW LOL This is perfect. XDDD
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bladekusinagi Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2012
LOL!!!!
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:iconmoon-spirit42:
Moon-Spirit42 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2012  Student General Artist
This is a perfect discription of how Snippy must ahve felt.
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