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Today captain announced as:

"REMEMBERANCES OF THE PAST DAY".


The day begun with me getting smacked with a broken laptop and yells of:
"YOU'VE GOT MAIL!".
I tried to protest that laptops weren't attacking people in the mornings back in the past. To this, Captain declared that in fact they didn't have to, because users were so addicted to reading their daily mail facts that every morning they woke up smacking their heads on their laptops.

I sat upright and noted that while I slept a filthy, blue sash that said "INTERNET EXPLORER 37.0" was strapped to me.

Immediately thereafter, my head was treated to a barrage of metal SPAM cans with a shout of: "SPAM MAIL! DODGE THE SPAM! USE FILTERS!".
Having commanded thus, Captain shoved two old tennis rackets at me. The tennis rackets had yellow duck-tape stickers on them with the words "DELETE" and "BLOCK EMAIL ADDRESS".

The spam can attack didn't end there. Pilot's job for today was hiding in the hallways and on the staircases and behind building ruins, while throwing the spam cans at me at random intervals with yells of "INCREASE YOUR GENITAL SIZE!", "RUSSIAN BRIDE LOVES YOU!" and "I AM NIGERIAN PRINCE WITH 56 BELLION DOLLAR OFFER FOR U!"

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:icontoeki:
toeki Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
i like the drawing. but i think the story part of the drawing has been out there for a while..i read it  about..2 years ago?
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:iconledaverix:
LeDaverix Featured By Owner Edited Aug 19, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
all those cans ...
 .. if there's some bakon and eggs around, .. they can have spam, spam, spam, eggs, bacon and spam for breakfast :D
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:iconjustjaxx:
JustJaxx Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2016
Always room for a little more, Spam. Nod   Clap 
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:iconbornfreak:
BornFreak Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2016  Hobbyist
omg
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:iconsenorhambone:
SenorHamBone Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2016  Hobbyist Filmographer
Spam , spam , spammity spam. Very nice .
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:iconwhitegoldink:
WhiteGoldInk Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2016  Student Digital Artist
hahaha XD
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:icontacolover2015:
tacolover2015 Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2016
YASS! STOP WITH THE SPAM!!!
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:iconchico507:
Chico507 Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2016
Now Snippy can feast on meats like a cat
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:iconbrietolga:
brietolga Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2016   Digital Artist
Good job! :thumbsup:
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:icondraweroffantasy:
Draweroffantasy Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
*Snort*
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:iconjasonmasters:
JasonMasters Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
On the bright side, at least now they have plenty to eat... ;)
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:iconchaosdx1:
ChaosDX1 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2016  Student General Artist
That actually sounds like a fun way to spend the day.
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:iconpuppet-soul:
puppet-soul Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lovely
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:iconmetrolunar80:
Metrolunar80 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Shower me with that spam man. Everybody loves spam!
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:iconpapierowyszczur:
PapierowySzczur Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2016
Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam
Monty Python - Upper-Class Twit Of The Year [icon] 
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:iconmichawolf13:
Michawolf13 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Wow, beautiful
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:iconelegantandrogyne:
ElegantAndrogyne Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2016  Hobbyist Photographer
Learning Python the hard way!
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:iconozpakko:
ozpakko Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Poor Snippy.
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:iconxxxshadowsneakxxx:
xXxshadowsneakxXx Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Snippy has accepted his fate. He is now used to Zee Captains antics and Pilots jealousy. He will soon be just as insane as them.
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:iconl4nc3murdock:
L4nc3Murdock Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2016
Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spammity spam spammity spam!
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:iconmrmadmaniac:
MrMadManiac Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2016  Hobbyist
Wonderful spam!~
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:iconresidualrose:
ResidualRose Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016   General Artist
"I DON'T LIKE SPAM!"
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:iconc-cova:
C-Cova Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2016  Hobbyist Artist
OMG I love this so much lmfao
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:iconalexiuss:
alexiuss Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
thanks! be you reading the comic?
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:iconc-cova:
C-Cova Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2016  Hobbyist Artist
Indeed I am! <3 Love it!
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:iconenvisarts:
EnvisArts Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2016  Hobbyist Artist
"We got Bacon, Eggs with SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM."
"Do you have anything WITHOUT Spam?!?"
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:iconalexiuss:
alexiuss Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
HAHA
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:icongdupons:
GDupons Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2016
"Spam, Spam, Spam, lovely Spam!"
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:iconnotwithoutmycamera:
notwithoutmycamera Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2016  Hobbyist Photographer
don't forget shouts of "Upgrade to Core, Now!"


EPIC!!  :clap:
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:iconalexiuss:
alexiuss Featured By Owner Edited Aug 17, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
indeeed. mah own core has expired and DA is now like "BUY ALL THE THINGS"
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:iconnotwithoutmycamera:
notwithoutmycamera Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2016  Hobbyist Photographer
yup.... you and me both.

and I love how the ads they now have smattered across the myriad are so flash heavy that you need a 100GBps connection to send a comment!!!  :nuu: PROGRESS!!!!!!!
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:iconalexiuss:
alexiuss Featured By Owner Edited Aug 17, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
AND MAH INTERNET HAS A 100 GB LIMIT. SUCH DOOM OF RURAL INTERNETS
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