Today has promised to be merrily, as I have only 1 critique for painting class at university.

So, I go to get my awesome critique. Not expecting much, since I didn't work that hard in class, having many wonderful commissions to do that pay for my lovely apartment and food.
Anyhow, met with mah teacher, who was sitting inside a tiny room, shuffling papers.
This is how it went down:



Critique went gloriously downhill right away:
"You get C- for watercolor studies"
"What did I do wrong?"
"You can't paint with watercolors like that!"
"Why not?"
"The painting doesn't look transparent enough!”













My 2x3 feet oil painting was stolen from right under the teacher's nose- since he decided to put all of the paintings out in the hallway, while himself sitting inside a room. SURELY, nobody will take student work, because it sucks so much!
Funny thing that nobody else's paintings were taken, just mine. Do I feel special.

All in all, day started out fine and went lopsided like one of those TV commercials:
Awesome hat=40 dollars
Painting class=500 dollars
Getting art stolen when teacher says it's compete crap = priceless

Not only that, but I already had an offer for that painting, which really ticks me off.

F-U, ART THIEVES.
F- U, ART CRITICS who can't draw shit yourselves
F- U, useless security measures
F- U, bloated lard ass university.

IM DONE!

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