Moi and have composed the ULTIMATE PROPHECY MACHINE to tell TEH FUTUREZ, PAST OR PRESENT, no matter how insane it may be.



Follow my lead and put everything together and write that sentence in your comment.
WARNING: the most hilarious prophecy may or may not occur within this century.

I got: Zombies worship the pickle flavored shoelace because it was my will.
mm... my will certainly rules zombies. wuhahahahah.

.... and now it is time for you to share with us your dark prophecy:

Your favorite color:
red ---------- My great grand father
green ------- God
purple ------ You
yellow ------ The president
white ------- My family
black ------- I
gold -------- This country
silver ------- My cat
bronze ----- My fish
blue -------- We
orange ----- Zombies
teal --------- Aliens
pink... ---- Satan


How old are you?:
0-10 --------- was(were) born in
11-14 -------- ate
15------------ licked
16 ----------- burned down
17 ----------- will give birth to
18 ----------- was(were) consumed by
19 ----------- will marry
20 ----------- stepped on
21 ----------- will die in
22 ----------- will turn into
23 ----------- worship(s)
24 ----------- invented
25 ----------- will command
26-30 ------- destroyed
31-40 ------- created
41-50 ------- slaughtered
51-60 ------- expected
61-75 ------- wanted
76-infinity -- made

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------the rotten
2-------the yellow
3-------the wrinkled
4-------the treacherous
5-------the processed
6-------the invisible
7-------the delirious
8-------the magical
9-------the horniest
10-------the monstrous
11-------my own
12-------the incredibly horrifying
13-------the holy
14-------the irresistible
15-------the crooked
16-------the pickle flavored
17-------the fattest
18-------the shady
19------- the misfortunate
20-------the undesirable
21-------the insane
22-------the busty
23-------the creamy
24-------the squeaky
25-------the delicious
26-------my sister's
27-------my child's
28-------a red
29-------the greedy
30-------the indicated
31-------the homeless



Current minute on the clock, plus any number you can imagine from 1 to 10:
0-2 ---------Beast
3-5---------Acne
6-8-----------Little girl
9-11---------Nazi helmet
12-14---------Submarine
15-17---------lawyer
18-20---------hobo
21-23---------pirate
24-26--------penguin
27-29--------storm
30-32--------shoelace
33-35---------ninja
36-38---------pants
39-41---------ghost
42-44---------pope
45-47---------elementary teacher
48-50---------whale
51-53---------old man
54-56---------pancake
57-59---------corpse



Current second on the clock?:
0-2 ---------because humanity demanded it
3-5---------because its will save the world from certain doom
6-8-----------because of Hitler's mustache
9-11-----------because of a mathematical error in the matrix
12-14-----------because of my pants
15-17---------because I have a fetish for whales
18-20---------because I need to eat more pills
21-23----------because of YOU!
24-26--------because Satan commands it
27-29--------because life is boring otherwise
30-32---------due to my failure as a carbon based life form.
33-35----------because the curse is upon us
36-38----------because it was my will
39-41----------to save me from eternal damnation
42-44----------because you ate my porridge
45-47----------because god wanted it
48-50----------because I believe in it
51-53----------due to overpopulation.
54-56----------because it's how the world is going to end
57-59----------because I couldn't control myself

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