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Sun Jun 23, 2013, 7:40 PM



BASK IN ZE FANTASTICAL LIGHT OF ZEE OFFICAL RA TUMBLR - propertyofcaptain.tumblr.com/

(ze intern thanks you for your support!)


FAKEH MAILWARES

Mon Jun 17, 2013, 11:36 PM



A MOST BOOBISH ad provider has included code in their advertisements that creates something that triggers Google's Malware filter THAT IS CURRENTLY BREAKING OUR HOST`S WEBSITE.

It's fortunately not actually malware, but it triggers as such on websites that have those advertisements.
IF YOU ENCOUNTER SUCH ON ROM.AC SITE: romanticallyapocalyptic.com/
SIMPLY
Click Advanced > Proceed, at you own risk

Devious Journal Entry

Sun Jun 9, 2013, 8:38 PM



TODAY IS CAPTEIN'S BIRTHDAY!

THANK YOU FOR READING ZEE TALE OF OUR POST-APOCALYPTIC DOOM  FOR 4 YEARS OR SOMESUCH.


USE DA MURO TO DRAW YOUR CAPTEIN A MOST DELICIOUS CAEK!

ZE INTERN HAS GATHERED AN ARMY OF TWO!

Journal Entry: Sun May 19, 2013, 7:58 PM
ZE BARD NOW JOINS ZE INTERN IN TAKING OVER ZE DEVIANTARTS.
REJOICE IN OUR SPLENDOROUS FACES!

ZEE INTERN AND ZEE BARD:


:iconalexiuss: IS BUILDING ICE SCULPTURES IN PIZZA HUT


FRAMING ZEE CAPTEIN



- ZE INTERN (ZeIntern)

(P.S. JOIN ZE CAPTEIN'S ARMY BY BASKING IN THE DELICIOUSNESS THAT IS THE OFFICAL RA TUMBLAH:  PROPERTYOFCAPTAIN.TUMBLR.COM/

LE TIRED OF SPAMS

Journal Entry: Fri May 17, 2013, 7:33 AM

Stop trying to sell me your fake points and links out of DA, you boobish spam-bots.

Every 10th comment on average is now spam.
I'm le tired of hiding 100+ comments a day and blocking bots,
Disabling comments on major old deviations which I can't constantly keep checking for spam (especially now that it's convention season: www.facebook.com/ZeeCaptain/ev… for Captain and team)
...possibly no comment field forever on old works or at least until DA gets its spam problems under control by making account registration super difficult for bots to register or somesuch.

It would also be nice once a spam is hidden, it would actually BE hidden/invisible, not float forever under the deviation as "COMMENT HIDDEN" box that takes up actual space.
What's the point of leaving a wall of "COMMENT HIDDEN" "COMMENT HIDDEN" "COMMENT HIDDEN" visible in the comments section at all?
It's not like someday in the future I'll be like "Oh, lets look at spam from 2005 and unhide a few of these".



UGLY TRUTH CONTEST

Journal Entry: Thu May 16, 2013, 4:14 PM
U JOIN NOEW.
:iconcaptainfanclub: COMMANDS YOU TO FIGHT CANCER WITH ART:

ayame-kenoshi.deviantart.com/j…

ALSO YOU COULD WIN $4000 HUMAN MONEYS. (IF YOU BE USA CITIZEN)

INEPT EBAY SALESMAN PART 2

Journal Entry: Tue May 14, 2013, 9:00 PM
Just got another reply from stores.ebay.ca/lecanvas (the ebay store that is selling works by simply taking random artworks from the internet including mine).

Here's what he wrote:


Hi
I am the owner of this shop and all these images are bought or made by me and I take full responsibility for all of them.
Your image is on PUBLIC DOMAIN, you should know that and do something about it.



Made by you? Public domain? What? Since when?
When will the lies end?
Feel free to go through his ebay store gallery and see how many other artists you can find that are apparently "public domain" and "made by him".

INEPT EBAY SALESMAN FAIL

Journal Entry: Mon May 13, 2013, 11:36 PM
Just wrote a "stop selling my art" email to this ebay store from England:
myworld.ebay.ca/banksy-lovers/

His sexy excuse for selling stolen art is:
"You can find this image on many wallpapers websites and there is no copyrights on it.
You should start with all these websites who are permitting everybody to download the image and do whatever you like with it."





Oh, la di da.
Let me just go after millions of blogs all around the world that re-post my art and write all of them to delete everything.
Because that's the most logical thing to do.
Essh, some people.
Art salesperson, Why u no respect original artists?

Image sharing sites like imgur and reddit make it super easy to spread art without ever crediting the original.

Even the deviantart DMCA takedown notice is ridiculously long now.
Deviantart, why the fuck are you making it so difficult for me to report stolen art? Is it really necessary for me to fill a freaking application with my place of residence, and click on like 20 things for the report to happen just to take down ONE artwork? Whatever happened to clicking "my artwork stolen" and just entering a link to the original art?

The boobery is overflowing.
It takes an art thief 4 clicks to get a stolen artwork uploaded onto you, but to take something down for me takes ten times as long?
Thanks deviantart. Thaaaaaanks a lot.

ottawa comicon - minions wanted

Journal Entry: Thu May 9, 2013, 7:53 PM
Captain is coming to ottawa comicon this weekend!

We have headgear costumes and 2 free badges for any deviants from ottawa who would like to attend the show, cosplay as snippy or captain and hang out with us for the weekend!

Send me a note to apply or email svitart@gmail.com

JUICY STUDIO FUNTIMES

Journal Entry: Wed Apr 17, 2013, 5:34 PM
RA PRODUCTION FUNTIME JOURNAL-

THE SHOOTAGE:



OH NOES!
RADIOACTIVE BEES!



SNIPPY IS LE TIRED:



More at propertyofcaptain.tumblr.com/ our official tumblr account




STEP 1: The problem.
You have a problem.
Don't tell me you don't have problems.
Everyone has problems.
Determine what your biggest problem is.
Don't have a big problem? Too scared to admit it?
You can start smaller- How about a small problem?
How about something that concerns/bothers/confuses you today/this week/recently?
Come up with a bunch of keywords that describe your problem.

STEP 2: Ask google for solution to your problem.
Google your question using ALL the possible keyword combinations that your problem relates to or has in it.
See if anyone already has a similar problem or has already resolved it.
Take 3 hours if you must.
Finding correct information can get tough, especially if it is obscure, hidden, answered incorrectly or has conflicting answers.
Answers without proper sources or evidence are generally incorrect and should be disregarded.

If there are too many conflicting solutions and opposing answers and you're not sure which is correct,
Use the principle of "Occam razor" to figure out the most correct answer.
"Simpler explanations are, other things being equal, generally better than more complex ones.
Among competing hypotheses, the one that makes the fewest assumptions should be selected."
Occam's razor is used in medicine when there are many explanations for symptoms and the simplest diagnosis usually is the correct one.
If a child has a runny nose, they probably have the common cold instead of a rare birth defect.
If a tree suddenly feel down in a forest - wind was responsible, not a wizard.

STEP 3: Report results
How successful were you?
Were you able to solve your problem?

A PROPER NAME FOR PROPER SHIP

Thu Apr 4, 2013, 11:26 PM



FINALLY, BOATS ARE 50% OFF THIS SEASON !

I SHALL OBTAIN THE MOST GLORIOUS OF BOATS AND SAIL IT TO NEW FRONTIERS.



...WHAT SHOULD I NAME MY NEW BOAT?

A POOL IN THE WASTELAND

Thu Apr 4, 2013, 2:15 PM



SNIPPY HAS DISCOVERED A RELATIVELY FUNCTIONAL POOL!

WATER IS SO LAST SEASON.

WHAT OTHER THINGS CAN CAPTAIN SWIM IN/THROW MINIONS INTO?

HICKUPS!

Wed Apr 3, 2013, 2:08 PM



ENGIE HAS GOT THE BUCKET-RELATED HICCUPS!

WHAT IS THE MOST PROPER CURE FOR SUCH A HIDEOUS AILMENT?

PREDICT ZEE FUTUREZ!

Tue Apr 2, 2013, 11:09 PM



WHAT MISSION WILL I GIVE ENGIE AND SNIPPY NEXT?

MAKE YOUR DELICIOUS GUESSES TODAY IN JOO COMMENTS AND TOMORROW FIND OUT IF YOU ARE CORRECT HERE: romanticallyapocalyptic.com/

SLEEEEEP DAMN YOU

Sun Mar 24, 2013, 9:52 PM



SNIPPY REFUSES TO SLEEP ON TIME AND ON COMMAND.

HOW CAN I PERSUADE HIM TO NAP WHEN IT IS MOST NECESSARY?

SUPPORT CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS

Sun Mar 17, 2013, 12:29 PM



7 HOURS LEFT TO MAKE THE CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS JOUST TO THE DEATH:
www.kickstarter.com/projects/e…

LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN!
I WANT TO SEE ORGANS EXPLODE, GOD DAMN IT PEOPLE

INDIE GO GO AND COMIC MIX MADNESS

Journal Entry: Fri Mar 15, 2013, 9:33 PM
Hello minions,
A lot is happening these days sorry for the lack of updates. Last year in August as many of you know we did an indie go go campaign to raise money for our comic www.rom.ac. We are currently trying our hardest to get everything sent out and I can tell you all zee packages are now packed and ready to be sent I am just going through all of the hundreds of delicious addresses making sure everything is in proper order and whoever has changed their address will hopefully receive the package in the right place!

This is a lot of work especially because we currently have a small team, but eventually we are hoping to branch out and such. We are doing another mini-world tour and the next stop on our list is the Calgary Expo! We love Calgary and we would love minions to help us at our booths!! Please note me if you are going to the show and are interested in cosplaying or anything, we have many delicious tasks.

Our comic is in a contest of glory again and we would love all of the votes you guys can spare so please check it out:

www.opinionstage.com/debates/m…

Once indie go go is done we will have a new Studio here in Toronto! We are moving from the current one due to issues such as not being able to use any of the electrical outlets. They keep going out and haven't been fixed in weeks, it gets really annoying to have to use the extension cord out into the hall and I believe soon those units will go out too!! They just can't handle zee power of zee captain!

We would love to hear from you guys about possible ideas for the upcoming Kickstarter we are planning to do this year, what kind of gifts do you guys want to see for donating?

CALGARY EXPO MINIONS WANTED

Mon Mar 11, 2013, 2:37 PM



CAPTAIN FLIES TO CALGARY EXPO NEXT MONTH!
April 26-28!
IF YOU ARE A HUMAN BASED ENTITY FROM CALGARY AND ATTEND THE EXPO, YOU TOO CAN PUT YOUR FACE HERE:
www.facebook.com/events/568725…

We are looking for delicious minions to join us at the expo, in costumes or otherwise!
Send me a note if you would are from Calgary and would like to be Captain's minion for the weekend!
If you have no post-apocalyptic cosplay costume, such can be provided to you.
Mystery fun prizes will be given to all minions!