SNIPPY: QUESTIONABLE REALITYI definitely thought about killing Captain, especially after several pranks that were pulled on me like that time when I woke up with a bucket super-glued to my head and declared "iron man".Or that time when Captain made a soup out of my gas mask filters because the broth needed the "Smooth flavour of Snippy" and salt wasn't available... so I had to roam the decaying shopping malls for a new pair.Or that time when Captain pushed me into a watery abyss inside a wooden barrel to celebrate "Niagara falls day".Have my thoughts become so compounded as to finally cause schizophrenia?...Am I a stone throw away from becoming like Pilot, talking to pet rocks and building the Bastion of Captania out of rotting shoe boxes?And if I were to kill Captain who would I have left?I must have been talking out loud like those crazy hobos that lived outside the protectorate dome that communicated with radioactive rain clouds via conversations of interpretive dance, until they were consumed by a famil
CLOVERI JUST FOUND A 28 LEAF CLOVER. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
SNIPPY: evidence"Blasted mug!"I looked at it hatefully."This is all your fault!"I attempted to throw the mug at the Arbitrator, to smash it, to let go of it.Nothing of the sort was possible.I flailed left and right. The mug did not budge. I could not let it go, no matter how hard I tried. It was as if it were glued to me with a strange static-like substance. It rolled between my fingers and from one hand to the other, but it was as if I were made of iron and the mug were a powerful rare-earth magnetic bearing coated with oil.Why can't I let go of the mug?!Did the Arbitrator's reconstruction of my organs have anything to do with this?Upon giving up to prying the mug out of my hands, I turned to the Arbitrator and spoke.I made my case calmly and clearly, pressuring various facts that my DNA couldn't possibly be on the mug and that I looked nothing like Captain and that it might as well scan my memories for evidence or something of that sort.
Devious Journal EntryGood ol' alexiuss has been using my computer all day and forgot to log out of his DA account, so this is him getting trolled.With love, Humon.
SNIPPY: NO ESCAPE?How can I escape fromTHE MONSTROUS ARBITRATOR that wants to lobotomize my brain because of my crimes as "CAPTAIN"?
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THE CHURCH OF GOOGLISMSTEP 1: The problem.You have a problem.Don't tell me you don't have problems.Everyone has problems.Determine what your biggest problem is.Don't have a big problem? Too scared to admit it?You can start smaller- How about a small problem?How about something that concerns/bothers/confuses you today/this week/recently?Come up with a bunch of keywords that describe your problem.STEP 2: Ask google for solution to your problem.Google your question using ALL the possible keyword combinations that your problem relates to or has in it.See if anyone already has a similar problem or has already resolved it.Take 3 hours if you must.Finding correct information can get tough, especially if it is obscure, hidden, answered incorrectly or has conflicting answers.Answers without proper sources or evidence are generally incorrect and should be disregarded.If there are too many conflicting solutions and opposing answers and you're not sure which is correct,Use the principle of
Why are you here?In this journal.TELL ME ALL THE TRUTHS.
AMBER SNIPPY'S FATE?I've had that dream again.That strange place, so distant, yet so close to my heart. Buildings as tall as mountains.Dead structures, watching with dead eyes. Empty, vast and endless honeycombs of stone and steel. Air filled with gray ashes, always fluttering from the cloudy sky.The black vortex opens up in the sky, descending down to the city. The vortex spiral rips the city apart, bending the air itself, feasting on light, feasting on time.There is a lonely figure standing in the street.No matter how hard I try to make out his or her expression, I cannot. Is there no face there at all? Or perhaps there is a million human faces there, intertwined and flickering in unison, as bright as the light of ten thousand suns?The being stares into the abyss of the vortex.It takes another step towards it, into the horizon of nothingness, into a place where nothing can exist.The stones of the roadway beneath its feet crumble and flutter in t
WIKI FOR THE PEOPLEZSo far I has encountered two types of peoples, those whom the RA comic confuses and those who understand all and see all the Easter eggs and plots.So lets see how many confused vs knowledgeable people be there!Respond accordingly:1. Are you highly confused by the plot in romantically apocalyptic http://romanticallyapocalyptic.wikia.com/wiki/Romantically_Apocalyptic_Wiki?Perhaps you think there is no plot? When did you become most confused?2. Can you explain all the things in the comic? Can you summarize the plot in RA for those who are confused?Join RA wiki http://romanticallyapocalyptic.wikia.com/wiki/Romantically_Apocalyptic_Wiki and contribute an article!
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The Dead Places: The Visual Delicacy of DecayPontiac by PionierUKThe Dead PlacesThe Visual Delicacy of Decay:icontechgnotic:by techgnoticIt’s easy to think of art in terms of what is instantly pleasing to the eye, artworks whichevoke a feeling of joy and hopefulness and blissful peacefulness or ecstatic exultation.This is the consideration of art as something that helps propel us forward through life – to out future greatdeeds, our career victories, or dreams of coming big events. But there is a peak to every life. At some point allpeople, and all places, and even all ideas have to begin the inevitable decline that is the other balancing half of a lifetime.:t
Resource Roundup #8The Resource Roundup is a regular feature showcasing some of the best resources deviantART members share with the world!Whether you're a beginning artist or seasoned pro, deviantART's Resources Gallery is an inspirational and beneficial asset for art creation. Take a look at a few of the incredible submissions below – they might help enhance your next artistic creation!This month's theme is "do it yourself" (commonly known as 'DIY'). We hope you enjoy these tutorials! What would you like to see in next month's edition of Resource Roundup?Origami Cooking CosplayWig Hairline Tutorial by Malindachan Cosplay wing tutorial by etaru Tutorial: Cosplay Jewel-Making by cafe-lalonde :thumb298041672: Paper Mache Armor and Prop Tutorial by FireLilyCosplaySewingPlush Donut Tutorial by devliann Raichu Sewing Tutorial by Renegar-Kitsune Turtle Tutorial by Piripanda Electric guitar bag tutorial by Eyespiral-stock :thumb92218108
Critique: A BreakdowndeviantArt is a website focusing on art. Wherever there is art, there is bound to be critique- no exceptions. While this fact may be aggravating and/or intimidating to younger, more inexperienced artists, they should learn and heed some basic advice on how to respond appropriately to receiving a critique.This is a little bit of information about critiques- who critiques, what a critique encompasses, the different "styles" or approaches people take when offering critique, and appropriate ways to respond to all kinds of critiques. What is CritiquecritiqueNoun: A detailed analysis and assessment of something; a critical review or commentary, especially one dealing with works of art or literature.Verb: Evaluate (a theory or practice) in a detailed and analytical wayIn a nutshell, a critique (or to critique) is to approach something and analyze something in a critical manner. The key words here are analyze and criti
The WriterA golden eclipse was emblazoned upon the back of his eyelids. The crisp, morning light, an event horizon on the surface of his vision. He found it so peaceful to lie here; watching the fire dance on the skin of his eyes, to see the distortion such a simple veneer could have on life. Everything was different depending on perspective. A certain paradigm is an important thing; it discerns life or death, true or false, love or hate. A simple problem can be interpreted, and solved, in several different ways. Untying the Gordian Knot is either a complex puzzle or a simple chopping manoeuvre.John Tullock admired and cherished this, as it meant in someone else's view; he was an innocent man, even if he didn't believe it himself. Regardless of his own beliefs, twenty of his peers had agreed to this, and according to the Sixth Amendment, he had enjoyed the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State and district. The trial had been speedy, certainly. His sentence howev
Resource Roundup #6The Resource Roundup is a regular feature showcasing some of the best resources deviantART members share with the world!Whether you're a beginning artist or seasoned pro, deviantART's Resources Gallery is an inspirational and beneficial asset for art creation. Take a look at a few of the incredible submissions below – they might help enhance your next artistic creation!Spring is closer than you think. Let Resource Roundup help you combat Springtime allergies by creating some awesome pollen-free art!Stock Images Photoshop Brushes Spring Sketches Brushes by redheadstock Dandelions and Seeds Brushes by redheadstock Butterfly Brushes by VampyreGoddess Butterfly Brushes II by hawksmont Photoshop 7.0 Flower Brushes 2 by daniesque Flower brushes by camilla917GIMP BrushesDaisy Brushes -for The GIMP by BaNaNA-BOi Shamrock Brushes by webgoddess 16 Cloud Brushes For Gimp by darkdissolution GIMP Flower Brushes by Project-GimpBC Origami Paper Flower Brushes by Tumbril sakura brushes by ayaan :thumb153
a tale of butterOnce you start reading this, you cannot turn back.Well you could, but would you reeeeeeeeally want to do it?KEEP ON READING OR YOUR EYES WILL IMPLODE.One day, humon was surfing the internet.She was just looking at her favorite pages when all of a sudden a new tab opened up.She was confused, since she didn't click on any link whatsoever. The tab didn't show anything, just a white screen. When she tried to close the tab, nothing happened. She kept pressing the X to close it, but instead the tab turned to full size. Suddenly, the white screen of the tab turned completely black.It wasn't only the tab screen that turned black, all the button and everything else on her screen did the same.Even her mouse disappeared off the screen.After a little while, she decided to turn her computer off because she simply thought it was broken.This was a fatal mistake.Out of nowhere, a full screen picture of :iconcaptainfanclub: appeared on the black screen.It was most unexpected.As she loo
I was Eros once.I stuffed my throat,eyes,and pockets full of roses.I tied myself up with heartstrings.I set myself on fire.
plumbumshe has a heart of goldand she, a heart of leadand she, a heart of uranium.and they go walking sometimes, the three of them.gold is confident in her worth,untarnishablebought and sold and bought and soldthe virgin whoreand lead behind,heart heavy in her chestguilt from bulletsand pride from pipesand anxiety from irreparable brain damageand somewhere off to the side treads uranium,tumors growing,white skin glowing,thin frame for a dense core.
ASK SNIPPY: why are things on fire?YOU TOO CAN ASK SNIPPY QUESTIONS OF INTEREST HERE:http://ask-snippy.tumblr.com