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Wed Jan 18, 2012, 11:13 PM



MINIONS: A GREAT CONUNDRUM.

IF SOPA WERE AN ANIMAL, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

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SilverNinjaWolf Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
An eel. Who constricts everybody, and is really evil.
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HoloSnipe Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
A Mosquito. They must all be annihilated with the greatest possible extremity of prejudice.
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:iconnotpatdammit:
NotPatDammit Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2012
a bitch (female dog)
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Undead-Courage-96 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
SOPA (soh-pah); noun

1. The Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA), or H.R.3261, is a pending bill geared toward preempting U.S. property theft by promoting creativity and innovation.
2. Referred to as the scavenger commonly known as the ex-wife. Similar to an inflamed appendix, SOPA causes much pain and suffering, but when later removed, it is discovered it was not needed in the first place. If left to fester, SOPA bursts and can potentially be extremely fatal.
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SilverNinjaWolf Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh my good god, LMFAO!!!!
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Undead-Courage-96 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
oh, yay, someone thought it was funny! :D
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SilverNinjaWolf Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That's hilarious!!
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JAMPSEN Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2012  Student General Artist
Cockroach...
because nobody likes it and is a pest.
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:iconpetziey:
Petziey Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2012  Student General Artist
flea or other parasite
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:iconrarino:
rarino Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2012
It would be soap!....a
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Blight215 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I lol'd
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:iconrarino:
rarino Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2012
:bow:
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ElvLuna Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2012
A cockroach like in MIB.Has someone got those big blasters Agent K has?
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TheWolfInRed Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
An ass-donkey! >O
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:iconibrainwashedyou:
IBrainWashedYou Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Student General Artist
Rouge Elephant
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ozkarelizalde Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012
Probably mosquitoes
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:icondehumanise:
dehumanise Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
a bear-shark with lasers,guns,knife and fire. X-D
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:iconhowprecious:
HowPrecious Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
A farm pig, wallowing in its own excrement.
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graden93 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012
there's only one thing SOPA is worty of being: a lobster...about to be boiled, eaten, spit out and throwed away for the next 4-5000 years...and then being burned to ash
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Wolfgirl002 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012
SOPA
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:iconpaperboyhat:
PaperBoyHat Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Student General Artist
That thing that just ate Pilot and Snippy.
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:iconpinkdove100:
PinkDove100 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012
:iconfblikeplz:
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:iconhannaolsen:
HannaOlsen Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
One of those smelly sea worms that took over Denmark.
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:icondreamofwings:
dreamofwings Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012
Naked mole rat. With rabies.
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:iconskarabog:
Skarabog Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
a filthy rat that must be exterminated before it starts to breed
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AngeloFTo Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
It would be that thing ze Captein calls, "cancer"
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ChickiChikiBoomBoom Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Student General Artist
A steaming pile of road kill.
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damagedg-o-o-d-s Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012
SOPA is that big scary spider on your ceiling, that you don't notice til you're standing right below it.
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Mauser7 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
A sweinhund (pig dog).
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LastOfTheAnnunaki Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012
I would have to say *************** would fit it quite well, don't you think?
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IgneoBern Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012
Honey Badger. Cuz honey badger don't give a fuck about the first amendment.
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12thlord Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012  Student Filmographer
I would say a snake. Cleverly disguised by its own savage tongue, the razor-edged wit of the words of lobby-pressured bureaucrats, and the ignorance of the general masses, it presents itself as a good and necessary thing, thus, it soon convinces the unwitting to sink their teeth into an apple, forever damning mankind to a governed internet. It banishes us from freedom and liberty as the venom seeps in and destroys free will, disagreeable opinion, and opposition, turning a country built upon the blood, sweat, and tears of men who gave everything for the ideal of a country where life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness reigned supreme.

This is probably the most poetic thing I've ever written.
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i-likes-gaara-pie Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012
That was beautiful and terrifying. :|
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:icon12thlord:
12thlord Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Student Filmographer
why thank you.
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:iconkittykatrocks:
kittykatrocks Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
rabid squirrel
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:iconblonde-anime-gal:
blonde-anime-gal Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
dodo bird
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azudreamer Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012
A cancer infested parasite with big sharp claws and a stinger full of deadly poison. It can also shoot out acid and deadly neurotoxin.
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GiftedElements Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012  Student Writer
:iconthumbsupplz:
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:iconcatsterw:
Catsterw Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012
A honey badger.
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:iconyreffej1:
yreffej1 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012
Spiderpig.
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Kittysaysmeow-WQ Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
A gigantic, mutated Sopapilla with jowls.
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xCarnationFox Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012  Student General Artist
SOPA would be an evil human.
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AndaliteXD Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
IT WOULD BE A GIANT CAEK STEALING... THING.
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Lazorbadger Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It would be a giant retarded wang.
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ChickiChikiBoomBoom Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Student General Artist
+99 Internets for you.
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:iconlazorbadger:
Lazorbadger Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I feel importaint!!
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ChickiChikiBoomBoom Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2012  Student General Artist
Damn straight :D
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LickOutYourBrains Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012
A bird eating spider. the bird shall symbolize the freedom of the internet.
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ZombieMesh Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
But if SOPA were the bird, it wouldn't be for freedom?
Because SOPA is against freedom?
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LickOutYourBrains Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012
That too.
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