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CAPTAIN: THE LETTER

Sun Jan 15, 2012, 10:28 PM



DEAD GIANT PYLON/CAT OVERLORDS,

I WAS MOST PERTURBED/DISTURBED/ANNOYED/JAXTAPOSED TO DISCOVER THAT OUR LOVELY UNIVERSE IS SHRINKING!

AS A CONSTITUENT OF THE UNIVERSE AND HIGHLY RESPECTABLE REPRESENTATIVE OF PLANET EARTH AND KING OF THE NATION OF CAPTANIA, I FIND THIS UNSUSTAINABLE DEVELOPMENT UNNACEPTABLE AND MUST INSIST THAT YOU TAKE ACTION TO RETURN THE UNIVERSE TO ITS RIGHTFUL SIZE OR AT LEAST PREVENT ANY FURTHER REDUCTIONS.

I KNOW, YOU THINK IT'S OKAY, THE UNIVERSE IS INFINITE, AND YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST IGNORE THIS ISSUE IN HOPES THAT IT WILL GO AWAY.

HOWEVER, ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS, THE END OF THE UNIVERSE IS INEVITABLE AND WE HAVE ONLY 60 CYCLES LEFT AT BEST, MAYBE 80 UNTIL OUR UNIVERSE CEASES TO EXIST ENTIRELY, IT'S ENERGY PERMANENTLY SHIFTING INTO ANOTHER STATE OF EXISTENCE.

OH BEHALF OF THE PEOPLES OF CAPTANIA (POPULATION: 4) I APPEAL TO YOUR HYPER-GALACTIC-MIND TO CONSIDER MY CASE AND HAVE IT REVIEWED BEFORE THE END OF THE NEXT SOLAR CYCLE.

IF MY DEMANDS ARE NOT PROMPTLY MET, I MIGHT AS WELL DECLARE WAR ON THE CURRENT MORALITY OF THE UNIVERSE AND BELIEVE ME YOU DO NOT WISH TO CROSS CAPTANIA AND CONDUCT A DANCE WITH THE LIKES OF ME IN THE HIGHEST COURT OF THE UNIVERSE COMPENDIUM.


SINCERELY YOURS,
EMISSARY OF EARTH, ZEE CAPTEIN


P.S
AFTER EATING, DO AMPHIBIANS HAVE TO WAIT ONE HOUR BEFORE GETTING OUT OF THE WATER?

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:iconthedarkestraven1608:
TheDarkestRaven1608 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
OMG THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDD :iconhyperglompplz:
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NoriMori Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2012
I love the post-script. That just MADE the entry. XD
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RioPage Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Can I be your minion and live in Captania with you? :)
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IBrainWashedYou Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2012  Student General Artist
of course silly
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SilverNinjaWolf Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Well said, Cap'n :salute:
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JiNdAwG Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2012
YOU HAVE THEM SHAKING IN THEIR PANTS, NOW, CAPITAIN!
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devilpengui Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2012
All hail Captain.
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Ebonlake Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2012
I like dancing! :D
You're on Captain!
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WinGriffin Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2012
Wait... Population 4? Who's the fourth? :O
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Corva2Crow Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2012  Student General Artist
Captain, Snippy, Pilot, and Engie, I think...
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