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Thu Jan 19, 2012, 2:14 PM



Can anyone explain to me...
WHAT THE HELL THIS MONSTROUS THING IS?!

Anyone?
Ideas?
How does it even function?
Where did it come from?

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:iconsilverninjawolf:
SilverNinjaWolf Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
POKEDEX ENTRY- #162, Cancer Monster:
:bulletred:Cancer is a mutated unicorn which, after being left behind on Noah's Ark, went to join the Dinosaur race underneath the crust of the earth. It was brought out into the surface as a result of the nuclear bomb striking and causing the Dinos' to become extinct again (which is sensible when their only weakness is large, unidentified objects flying from the sky and nearly destroying the Earth in it's entirety). The lone unicorn suffered radiation poisoning after eating the Dino's bodies for lack of food, and somehow mutated into the Cancerous Monster you see before you.
:bulletred: It feeds upon rainbows and the energy of Chuck Norris (noun). Therefore it is nigh invincible, and your best plan of action is to RUN BYOTCH, RUN!
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:iconnorimori:
NoriMori Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2012
HAHAHA! You win ten internets.
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:iconsilverninjawolf:
SilverNinjaWolf Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
YUS :iconhigh5plz: :D
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:iconnorimori:
NoriMori Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012
Lol.
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:iconsinneli:
Sinneli Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2012  Student
I'm pretty sure Cancer is a parasitic being which manifested itself on numerous mutated beings and skeletons to do that. It has tentacles and all.
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:iconbrilliantgrey:
brilliantgrey Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
It is Cancer. Captain called down it's wrath from the aliens. Also he can summon it with his purse.
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:icondorisai:
DoriSai Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Looks like the popular vote goes to cancer XD
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:iconcantstopcrazy:
cantstopcrazy Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
cancer 2.0?
it was birthed by human mutation and a great amount of apathy of our actions.
we will leave the ability to function to a world of pure imagination
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:iconpeppercyanide:
PepperCyanide Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012   General Artist
Ooooh, I know what it is!!!

[link]

Salcedo's giant metal spider!!!
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:iconrain-tear:
Rain-tear Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
zoomorphic representation of the Cancer
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:iconnotpatdammit:
NotPatDammit Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2012
my good friend its obviously the remnants of the triforce that had been summoned to you're world by jesus who thought he would be saving you all but later realised he was wrong and got eaten by the corrupted triforce spider thigny
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:iconveji-chan:
Veji-chan Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2012  Student Writer
Looks like something from the AniMatrix to me. . .
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:iconrede-haube:
rede-haube Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2012
It's all in you head. Don't worry. The worst it can do is kill you and use your bloody skeleton.
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:iconraiodeouro7:
raiodeouro7 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2012
is the cancer and it use the power of his victims to grow,he comes from the hell-o-kitty bag
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:iconsdk038:
sdk038 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2012
Cancer
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:iconrarino:
rarino Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2012
It's a mutant version of the Doom Kitty from :iconmpoor:'s Captain (snigger) Stick Figure
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:iconmrgericht:
MrGericht Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
The hello kitty bag spawned it.
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:iconphlegmatizma:
Phlegmatizma Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
A wizard did it.
Or in this case, the aliens.
THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW.
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:iconskinamulink:
skinamulink Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
a small dog. it just wants a hug and some food. i recommend you run.
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:icondevilpengui:
devilpengui Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012
A hive of highly organized micro-organisms(granted with a hive-mind). It comes from... somewhere in space. Functions through biomass consumption and absorption.
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:iconibrainwashedyou:
IBrainWashedYou Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Student General Artist
its dinner GET A FORK
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:icongrabyourshovelanddig:
GrabYourShovelAndDig Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
IS CANCER.
IT FUNCTIONS ON NONSENSIUM AND BRAINS.
IT CAME FROM RESEARCH INTO CURING CANCER GONE HORRIBLY WRONG.

SENTIENT TUMOOOOOOOOOURS.
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:iconeccentricallyalive:
EccentricallyAlive Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
It's probably someone's stepmother.
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:iconrandommuthafu:
randommuthafu Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012
Say hello to cancer! :D

He's summoned by a Hello Kitty Handbag
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:iconkreepingspawn:
KreepingSpawn Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Cancer is an amalgamous colony of undead/reanimated corpses, which seeks world domination through absorption/assimilation or destruction of all living, or once-living beings.

It was summoned by an innnocuous-looking handbag of dubious manufacture.
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:iconhowprecious:
HowPrecious Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Who cares, build a sentry.
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:iconjeezica:
Jeezica Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I thought you explained that in the series? in episode 28 they were like "the INVADERS UNION has issued a lawsuit against a small planet in quadrant 34820947h4093784y (random numbers cause I don't want to type out the whole thing) for wanton for destruction of UNION property a union representative has been sent to the planet in question to deliver the notice and execute the those responsible
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:iconneogs99:
neogs99 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Once upon a movie named Arachnophobia, I saw a frisky spider scale up the cleavage of a girl while she was showering. I think I'll leave the rest to i-ma-gi-na-tion.
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:iconchaos02:
Chaos02 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Its a cross between the broodmother from Dragon Age and a giant spider...mixed with radiation...

May the Maker God have mercy on your soul...
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:iconpatchworkpanda2:
patchworkpanda2 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012
I believe it could the result of a nuclear war fusing together the molecules of several human structures and the unstable atmosphere contributed to the mutation and development of this creature, and a spider called Skiples whom was loved very much by the few survivors but was hungry and ate some rather nasty things. Then he got hungrier. He was no longer loved very much.
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:iconhem1ngway:
Hem1ngway Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012
radioactive giant monster daddy long legs?
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:iconmangazach13:
mangazach13 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012
It's Cancer! It functions because it wants to, and it came from a purse with a cat on it!
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:iconhelenarothstock:
HelenaRothStock Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Professional Photographer
It looks kind of like what happens if you leave a boiled egg too long :fear:
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:iconpaperboyhat:
PaperBoyHat Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Student General Artist
It seems something like a reverse birth. It pulls you in and then spits you back out as an undead with an umbilical cord. You then serve as it's puppeteered army/ambassador. Bullets appear to aggravate it, but so far seems to have done no lasting damage. It's possible it uses the flesh of its victims to regenerate itself.

Oh, and it's from space.

Yeah, you might want to chew on that while you flee for your life, which is the recommended procedure at this time.

Sincerely,
The Directorate

P.S. Annie misses you still.
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:iconhannaolsen:
HannaOlsen Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Cancer.
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:icongendori:
Gendori Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012
I say to you what I tell everybody else.
Ask The captain. He knows, he just pretends what he doesn't know.
Now go fetch teh caek!
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:iconbmwhite04:
bmwhite04 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012
War of the worlds?
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:iconasksparta:
AskSparta Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012
That's 42.
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:iconangelofto:
AngeloFTo Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
It is an alien creature that releases spores from its body which are used to re-animate the dead.
Either that, or it's a mutant puppy...
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:iconrokutenshi131:
Rokutenshi131 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
O.O
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:iconcontebosch:
contebosch Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Professional Photographer
The Flying Spaghetti Monster!
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:iconobliviousnight:
Obliviousnight Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012
Itīs cancer, summoned from the hello kitty bag! Captain says so, and therefore, it is the only truth!
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:icon2xxiii3:
2XXIII3 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Your neighbour is just having CRAZY backyard party. And when I say crazy, I mean totally insane!
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:iconjorda96:
Jorda96 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It's Cancer! From Santa Snachers!
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:icondyume-kun:
dyume-kun Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012
its an alien weapon that was sent to capture Captain and make him pay for the damages that they have done to the crew and the ship!!! :iconfrageplz:
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:iconavarus-lux:
Avarus-Lux Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
that and it was born from the hello kitty bag <_< ... ^_^
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:icondyume-kun:
dyume-kun Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012
yes it was :iconfrageplz:
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:iconavarus-lux:
Avarus-Lux Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
:iconevilgrinplz:
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:iconandrewmcwherter:
AndrewMcWherter Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012
no idea.
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:iconsymbolswriter:
SymbolsWriter Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Apparently, it is something Eldrich Abomination-esque.
It is also Cancer.
Alien Cancer.
...
It's complicated.
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