SNIPPY: BIOGRAPHICAL DATA 001ENTRY 9997:
To anyone who finds these memory cards,
and the messages left within...
My name is Charles Snippy. I am probably the last sane human being left on earth. I know not whether you will understand this message. I know not whether you'll even be able to decode the ones and zeros on these data cards. I know not whether my voice will even reach anyone.
I know not, whether the microscopic drives will last long enough and whether the plastic and metal which composes them will not disintegrate into dust as centuries pass or whether the titanium shell encasing them will remain in place or be consumed by the ever-changing landscape, lost forever.
And yet I still have hope that someone will find the story of my life, long past and learns something of use from it.
If you are still human, then this will be a story about the collapse of civilization of your forefathers through greed and arrogance.
If you are some other species entirely, then it is a story about how our human race was extin
WAKE UP ADMINS!:ICONOxfol: http://www.Oxfol.DEVIANTART.COM has been posting stolen photos of models for nearly 2 months now.
WHY DOES IT TAKE 2 FREAKING MONTHS TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT AN OBVIOUS ART THIEF?!
WHY AM I THE ONE HAVING TO TAKE ACTION ABOUT THE NOTES FROM PEOPLE THAT I GET THAT SAY: "ART THIEF ON FRONTPAGE, PLEASE HELP"
I'M NOT A FREAKING ADMIN! WAKE UP ADMINS!
IF SOPA PASSES DA IS GOING TO CRUSH AND BURN BECAUSE YOU DO NOTHING ABOUT ART THIEVES ON THE FRONTPAGE FOR MONTHS!
(Wooo. My journal reached an admin in only 1 hour and now everything is under "permission form". But seriously, in a case like this there should be a block against posting new works if there are so many permission issues in the gallery already)
THE HORRIBLE LIFE OF SNIPPY!
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ENGIE: PROTOCOL 1-1-3Zee Captain's note of summons had sealed my fate.
I felt a cold pull at my stomach. Something else was coming, re-awakened by the presence of Captain.
Something worse than the shuffling noises of the red beasts outside. The sound of falling cannonball.
Whatever that fleshy monstrosity was, it cared not for me, but it's presence here led ANNIE straight to me.
...And it came to pass on the morrow, that the goddess in the machine came upon me and she wanted vengeance.
She was online, the thermonuclear bombardment of the core databank cube had failed to shut her down.
She was still alive, after all these years.
The explosive crash-landing of the hunter machine through the old roof drew THEIR attention.
I was now between two wild beasts, out for my blood.
What was Protocol 1-1-3?
Memories of Directorate weapon codes lingered in my mind, poisoning my thought pattern.
Could it be?
...So this was to be my death.
ANNIE had let me know that she
CAPTAIN: THE LETTERDEAD GIANT PYLON/CAT OVERLORDS,
I WAS MOST PERTURBED/DISTURBED/ANNOYED/JAXTAPOSED TO DISCOVER THAT OUR LOVELY UNIVERSE IS SHRINKING!
AS A CONSTITUENT OF THE UNIVERSE AND HIGHLY RESPECTABLE REPRESENTATIVE OF PLANET EARTH AND KING OF THE NATION OF CAPTANIA, I FIND THIS UNSUSTAINABLE DEVELOPMENT UNNACEPTABLE AND MUST INSIST THAT YOU TAKE ACTION TO RETURN THE UNIVERSE TO ITS RIGHTFUL SIZE OR AT LEAST PREVENT ANY FURTHER REDUCTIONS.
I KNOW, YOU THINK IT'S OKAY, THE UNIVERSE IS INFINITE, AND YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST IGNORE THIS ISSUE IN HOPES THAT IT WILL GO AWAY.
HOWEVER, ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS, THE END OF THE UNIVERSE IS INEVITABLE AND WE HAVE ONLY 60 CYCLES LEFT AT BEST, MAYBE 80 UNTIL OUR UNIVERSE CEASES TO EXIST ENTIRELY, IT'S ENERGY PERMANENTLY SHIFTING INTO ANOTHER STATE OF EXISTENCE.
OH BEHALF OF THE PEOPLES OF CAPTANIA (POPULATION: 4) I APPEAL TO YOUR HYPER-GALACTIC-MIND TO CONSIDER MY CASE AND HAVE IT REVIEWED BEFORE THE END O
ACTALast week we've stopped Sopa and now it's time for ACTA:
Educate yourself, spread the message!
You can sign this petition as well: https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions#!/petition/end-acta-and-protect-our-right-privacy-internet/MwfSVNBK
However, the most important thing to do is to vote all politicians who support these ridiculous laws out of office,
or while elections aren't happening send them lots of letters and make phone calls.
We proved that this works by defeating SOPA. ACTA is next.
Toasty feature of the day goes to :iconprosaix: for delicious emotes.
PILOT: A CAPTIVE AUDIENCEEVEN THOUGH I WASN'T BORN A "LITTLE GIRL IN A STRANGE AND FORGOTTEN COUNTRY FORMERLY KNOWN AS GERMANY" , AND I CAN'T MAGICALLY TRANSCEND SPACE-TIME, SOMEDAY I WANT TO GROW UP TO BE JUST LIKE CAPTAIN... FOR SURELY EVEN A MICRO-SECOND REALIZATION OF CAPTAIN-NESS WOULD MAKE ME ONE WITH THE UNIVERSE.
I WOULD SHARE THE DOGMAS OF CAPTAINIA WITH ALL PEOPLES OF ALL COLORS, BUT MY ONLY CAPTIVE AUDIENCE IS SNIPPY AND EVEN WORSE, HE IS ONLY CAPTIVE BECAUSE I TIED HIM TO A COUCH WHILE HE SLEPT AND HE REFUSES TO BELIEVE IN CHURCH OF CAPTAIN BECAUSE HE CALLS HIMSELF "ATHEIST".
SUCH DIRTY WORDS HE SPEAKS. I COVERED KITTY-HAWK'S EARS. NOBODY SHOULD GROW UP TO BE LIKE SNIPPY.
JUST LOOK WHERE HE IS - TIED TO A COUCH AND YELLING OBSCENITIES.
SNIPPY SHOUTS THAT CAPTAIN IS "TROLLING YOU AND MAKING STUFF UP"
CAPTAIN LIVES NOT UNDER BRIDGES, I TELL SNIPPY.
I KNOW THINGS.
SECRET THINGS, THAT THIS SLUG IS UNAWARE OF. TROUBLESOME THINGS THAT CAPTAIN SHARED WITH
PILOT: THINGS I LIKETHE TINY TAG ON MY INSIDE FOLD OF MY JACKET SAYS "SG CHRISTOPHORUS HATCHENSON".
THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE SOMEONE I LIKE.
MAYBE I KILLED THEM FOR THIS JACKET.
THIS JACKET IS SOFT AND FITTING.
I AM PILOT. CAPTAIN CALLS ME PILOT, SO I MUST BE PILOT.
I FLY THINGS. I FLEW THE CAPTAIN ONCE ON A MISSION OF GREAT IMPORTANCE. WE HAD A SKY-ACCIDENT.
CAPTAIN SAVED MY LIFE FROM THE BURNING CARCASS OF THE FLYING COW.
CAPTAIN IS MAGIC, LIKE HARRY POTTER BUT MORE MAGIC.
CAPTAIN CAN STOP CLOCKS, I KNOW BECAUSE I'VE SEEN IT. THE COW'S CLOCKS AND DIALS FROZE IN PLACE WHEN CAPTAIN GAVE THEM A STERN LOOK.
THE MIRACLES OF CAPTAIN ARE INFINITE AND GREAT.
CAPTAIN LIVES FOREVER. I HAVE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE.
THE CITY OF THE DEAD IS MY HOME.
THE DEAD LIKE TO PLAY GAMES AND TALK TO ME,
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Feel like self harming? Committing suicide?Stop there. Don’t do it. Do not pick up the blade, don’t pick at your thighs, don’t pick at a certain spot until you bleed. Put down the scissors, lower your hand and stop for a minute. Think about what you are doing. You’re already hurt enough aren’t you? Someone, somewhere has caused you a lot of pain. You’re hurting enough aren’t you? Then why? Why hurt yourself even more then you need to?
Don’t self harm, you are lovely person. You have a heart, you care about other people. You know, we all push people away, especially when we need them the most. I know, I get it, I have been there. But that’s life and if they really cared as much about you as they said, then they would stay by your side no matter what. What will self harming solve? It will only cause you more physical pain. I get it, I get how self harming can release some sort of adrenaline rush and I get that after cutting for so long you can’t just stop, but
Ten things I want my mom to know about selfharmMy mom found out that I cut after seeing the scars on my thigh while on vacation. Damn shorts....It's funny how I have scars and burns on my arm but she didn't think THAT was self harm, But Whatever. Here's a list of shit I want her to know about. If you guys like it or have similar feelings, feel free to use it and change whatever to fit your situation.
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I hate when people say this. I'm not doing it to fit in anywhere, how many popular kids do you know are cutters? Why would I want to fit in with people who are seen as stupid and lame? Why would I put an unnecessary label on myself in high school? Anyone who cuts to be in the "cool" crowd or does it just to be seen as a "true" goth needs to be slapped hard. It's also not some fad like silly bands or I<3 boobies bracelets. This in not some trade-able scars that are done for shits and giggles, It's serious. Anyone who thinks other wise gives ev
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Let me start with a side note today - I'd planned two articles yesterday about dA suggestions, but due to a small bug I couldn't get them to work. I'll either have to wait for the bug to be fixed or to think of a way to restructure them, and I will not get the chance to do that this week So those articles will come later, after Project Educate week has ended. However, following my own Project Educate week, Beccalicious will hold a Project Educate week regarding Critique - I may just chip in there and write something about critiquing dA Related art
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As the dA Related Community Volunteer, I am blessed to receive some wonderful DD suggestions sent to me by note! Of course I cannot feature them all as Daily Deviations, but I still like many of these that I don't feature. So here's the first of some feature journals with "the best of the
Survival Guide.Hey everyone, we all know what tomorrow is, Friday the 13th. And we all need to be prepared for what is about to happen, no i don't mean black cats, voodoo dolls or broken mirrors i mean Jason. Jason Voorhees. This is his day and don't think that your safe ad nothing will happen, because it will. The shit will hit the fan and expect the worse. I mean whats worse then a deformed mute monster man with a HUGE knife and hockey mask? Lindsey Lonhan. But that's irrelevant. Now I am nice enough to lend you guys my expertise in how to survive this day to live and see the 14th so with out further a do here is your guide to Friday the 13th...
1. No sex. At all. To be safe, no masturbation either, and do not get naked. You do not want to get killed when you are naked.
2. No drugs or alcohol.
3. Never go out to investigate strange noises.
4. Never split up when you are in a large group.
5. Never say, "I'll be right back," because you won't.
6. Never watch a horror movie
7. Remember that dark alley
Some of my fave quotes~Some of my fave quotes~
**Some of you have asked if I collect quotes. The answer is I am a quote-a-holic haha. I love to find the perfect quote for my images and often times I make an image to fit a quote. Here is a list of some of my faves. I also have other lists in my journal entries
"I swim across a sea of quotes, splashing in the words and riding the waves of wisdom." ~Terri Guillemets
"When you possess light within, you see it externally." ~Anaïs Nin
"Dare to reach out your hand into the darkness, to pull another hand into the light." ~Norman B. Rice
"The windows of my soul I throw. Wide open to the sun." ~John Greenleaf Whittier
"I will love the light for it shows me the way. Yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars." ~Og Mandino
"An age is called "dark," not because the light fails to shine but because people refuse to see it." ~James Michener
Beauty... when you look into a woman's eyes and see what is in her heart. ~Nate Dircks
"....true beauty is reveale
Illustration Contest 2012 WINNERS!2 each go to the first 40 people who fave this article!
They say a picture can tell a thousand words... but what about a thousand words telling a picture? That's the goal of every writer, and if they're not Alan Moore, then seeing their work brought to life through someone else's imagination is one of the greatest thrills of writing. This year I held my second contest challenging artists to breathe their life into my words, and this year's entries have astounded me. Last year's entries were good, but this year's were more and better, and it blew me away. I feel both honored and disappointed that I cannot reward more of you.
But I had to choose. It was not an easy choice, and in the end I had to turn to the advice of some trusted friends and discuss the merits of these pieces with them. I both love and hate this part, because as much as I know I'm making some peoples' days, I know I have to break a few hearts (or at least disappoint them) too. And so, without any more adi
200 Point Giveaway (Closed)Yayyyy! I finally got enough points to host another giveaway!
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