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Journal Entry: Mon Apr 21, 2008, 9:23 AM
Who are you?


Although I am world renowned for my marvelous invention- “the tool for digging up”,


I'm also known as "the doctor" for my great medical discoveries:


I'm also well known for going back in time and messing with history:


And hating manuals. Who the hell needs those damn manuals anyway?!


Fire-starting gremlins live inside my computer:


Where do you live?
Currently, I live in a capitalistic paradise known as T-dot, where the only allowed racism is one of architecture:

The only crime in our friendly city is Beardly overgrowth..
Thusly, the only super hero in town, fights crime with a sharp razor, shaving any pedestrian in range or hobo that he can catch.


I also believe that time should be stopped, before it ends us all:




How do you stay so fit?
I eat razors for breakfast.


What university did you study at?
In the month of May, 2009 I've acquired an illustration bachelor of design degree at zee Ontario College of Art and Design, the scariest building in all the lands of T-dot.



What was your greatest art thievery?
Oh it was a grand tale that can only be described in the following comic.
True events of which have transpired summer of 2008 at the Ontario Colledge of Art and Design painting class end of year critique.
Wearing an awesome hat, I was confronted with delicious criticism:













...the painting was never found.


State your demands?




State current objectives?


To stop nuclear war of 2012, which I started:



It was amusing at first and the photographs of scenery came out great, but it just became boring after a couple of years.






Now...
Your local, robot overlord needs you to ask him more hilarious questions of complicated nature to lengthen this interweb-blog into the state of infinity. So, ask away.
Only the most worthy and random ones shall be answered, with much violent reprisals.

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:iconnorthwyrm:
When kidnapped, what kind of food would you like to be given? Have you ever been kidnapped by a fan before? Do you prefer being held captive in a box or a cupboard?

...Should crumpets be given human rights, in your opinion?
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:icon1000thsummer:
Mood: Love ~1000thsummer Sep 20, 2012  Student General Artist
because you are so brilliantly funny and a evil overlord haha do you as a overlord...use a tablet or a computer?? because i have a question if you do use a tablet. thanks i love your work a think its funny :)
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:iconnarukitty11:
~narukitty11 May 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I was wondering if duneworms taste better than these cold kidney beans that were found in my nuclear war shelter.
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:iconstykddarkanestudios:
~stykddarkanestudios Apr 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I want in on an adventure with Zee Captain...
But, I have a few questions...
1) How many new characters are planned to be introduced?
2) Is there any chance I can suggest a character idea on the RA forum?
3) Can the character be a super cool ninja-like survivor who will serve the captain because WWIII inadvertently saved him from the Yakuza who were holding him hostage?
4) Can I be the one person who gives you the whole personality profile and description of his mental state, skills, and abilities?
5) Can his name be my RA username, Darkane Hattori?
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:iconthedarkestraven1608:
~TheDarkestRaven1608 Nov 23, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
If the world becomes apocalyptic at the end of 2012, I'm blaming you.... D:<
But it would be cool (and scary) to be on an adventure with Zee Captain~
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:iconel-randissimo:
Did you invent the time machine or did you steal it from someone? Unless you're just so awesome, you simply warp the fabric of space and time and that's how you get to the past. Which is probably also very awesome.

ALSO, ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE, where do I buy your stuff if I'm not at a con. Because if you've released an album somewhere, I'd love to buy it (and I, being an idiot, totally missed the chance to do that at AN since, well, I had no clue what Romantically Apocalyptic was at the time. Living under a rock is not a healthy thing, no) and I was like "MAYBE INDIGO HAS IT" but no, Indigo doesn't.

Obviously you're way too cool for a mainstream bookstore and they're simply jealous they can't sell your art. Because it's awesome, really.
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:icongieterrr:
Guilty, or not Guilty?
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:iconalexiuss:
So guilty of guilt that in fact I'm not guilty.
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:iconmemphis05:
~memphis05 Feb 6, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Will you trim my mustache?
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:iconalexiuss:
...with a lawnmower!
:D
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