Shop More Submit  Join Login
×

:iconalexiuss: More from alexiuss


Featured in Collections

Journals and infos by Rollinlol95

RA by Paradox-Revealed

Romantically Apocalyptic by ylvglo


More from deviantART



Details

Submitted on
February 12, 2012
Link
Thumb

Stats

Views
16,625 (3 today)
Favourites
210 (who?)
Comments
292
×

PILOT: A CAPTIVE AUDIENCE

Sun Feb 12, 2012, 5:57 PM



EVEN THOUGH I WASN'T BORN A "LITTLE GIRL IN A STRANGE AND FORGOTTEN COUNTRY FORMERLY KNOWN AS GERMANY" , AND I CAN'T MAGICALLY TRANSCEND SPACE-TIME, SOMEDAY I WANT TO GROW UP TO BE JUST LIKE CAPTAIN... FOR SURELY EVEN A MICRO-SECOND REALIZATION OF CAPTAIN-NESS WOULD MAKE ME ONE WITH THE UNIVERSE.

I WOULD SHARE THE DOGMAS OF CAPTAINIA WITH ALL PEOPLES OF ALL COLORS, BUT MY ONLY CAPTIVE AUDIENCE IS SNIPPY AND EVEN WORSE, HE IS ONLY CAPTIVE BECAUSE I TIED HIM TO A COUCH WHILE HE SLEPT AND HE REFUSES TO BELIEVE IN CHURCH OF CAPTAIN BECAUSE HE CALLS HIMSELF "ATHEIST".
SUCH DIRTY WORDS HE SPEAKS. I COVERED KITTY-HAWK'S EARS. NOBODY SHOULD GROW UP TO BE LIKE SNIPPY.
JUST LOOK WHERE HE IS - TIED TO A COUCH AND YELLING OBSCENITIES.

SNIPPY SHOUTS THAT CAPTAIN IS "TROLLING YOU AND MAKING STUFF UP"

CAPTAIN LIVES NOT UNDER BRIDGES, I TELL SNIPPY.

I KNOW THINGS.
SECRET THINGS, THAT THIS SLUG IS UNAWARE OF. TROUBLESOME THINGS THAT CAPTAIN SHARED WITH ME ON OUR FLIGHT TO ATOMIZE EUREKA.

ONE MILLION VOICES OF EUREKA STILL SING IN MY CRANIUM. THEY ASK ME TO STOP. BUT I KNOW BETTER. I KNOW THAT THEY ARE ALL JUST DUST NOW, AND WHAT HAS BEEN DONE CANNOT BE RETRACTED. SILLY TOASTERS. IT'S NOT MY FAULT. THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE PUT ON THEIR BLUE TIARAS THAT DAY.

I HAD A BLUE TIARA ONCE. IT MADE ME SEE THINGS, THINGS THAT WEREN'T THERE. NAMES AND PRICES, GRAPHS AND ICONS. I THINK I COULD SOMEHOW READ THEM BACK THEN AND FOLLOW THEIR INSTRUCTIONS, BUT NOW THEY SEEM LIKE UNWASHED LIES.
AND MOST UNWASHED LIES THEY WERE INDEED, FOR CAPTAIN HAS TOLD ME SO.

ONE DAY, MY TIARA BROKE.
I STILL CARRY A PIECE OF THE BROKEN TIARA IN MY POCKET, AS A REMINDER. IT CRACKLES WITH A VOICE OF METAL, SHARING TALES OF A DISTANT PLACE. IT WANTS ME TO VISIT THIS PLACE OF WONDERS, BUT I KNOW BETTER... FOR EVEN THOUGH THE TIARA WOULD PROVIDE ME A TICKET, IT IS A ONE WAY TRIP WITHOUT A RETURN POLICY.

Add a Comment:
 
:iconcreepiest:
Creepiest Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
"SNIPPY SHOUTS THAT CAPTAIN IS 'TROLLING YOU AND MAKING STUFF UP'"

"CAPTAIN LIVES NOT UNDER BRIDGES, I TELL SNIPPY."


I snorted.
Reply
:iconacnologia:
Acnologia Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013
My god... my god...
Reply
:iconskinamulink:
skinamulink Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Having the voices of millions trapped in his head, crying out to stop his from atomizing them in nuclear hell-fire? forever? explains allot, actually.
Reply
:iconthetempegrouch:
thetempegrouch Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2012
My god, now I feel sorry for him :(
He went nuts after piloting a plane which nuked a city, Eureka. And now he's still hearing the million voices of the city in his head. This...suddenly seems less funny now when I got my head around it....
Reply
:iconfuzzyslipper:
FuzzySlipper Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
So Pilot and Captain bombed New York? O_O And Pilot once had a neurolink (or whatever it was called) to ANNET, but it broke? Holy crap . . . O_O
Reply
:iconstitchedpuppet13:
StitchedPuppet13 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Pilot... kinda scares me now. It freaks me out that he was not crazy in a cute way, but really really twisted.
BTW, Snippy is an Athiest? :\
Snippy LOLOLOL "Trolling..."
Reply
:iconpurple12345:
Purple12345 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Pilot is so strangely cute in a way.
Reply
:iconfafatonk3kusruk:
fafatonk3kusruk Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
please turn your capslock off while thinking
Reply
:iconnorimori:
NoriMori Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012
Lol, he can't. Just like Captain, he must showcase his insanity by thinking in all caps. XD
Reply
:iconfafatonk3kusruk:
fafatonk3kusruk Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
uhm...agreed about the insanity :rofl:
Reply
Add a Comment: