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PILOT: THINGS I LIKE

Sun Jan 15, 2012, 12:02 PM



THE TINY TAG ON MY INSIDE FOLD OF MY JACKET SAYS "SG CHRISTOPHORUS HATCHENSON".
THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE SOMEONE I LIKE.
MAYBE I KILLED THEM FOR THIS JACKET.
THIS JACKET IS SOFT AND FITTING.

I AM PILOT. CAPTAIN CALLS ME PILOT, SO I MUST BE PILOT.
I FLY THINGS. I FLEW THE CAPTAIN ONCE ON A MISSION OF GREAT IMPORTANCE. WE HAD A SKY-ACCIDENT.
CAPTAIN SAVED MY LIFE FROM THE BURNING CARCASS OF THE FLYING COW.
CAPTAIN IS MAGIC, LIKE HARRY POTTER BUT MORE MAGIC.  
CAPTAIN CAN STOP CLOCKS, I KNOW BECAUSE I'VE SEEN IT. THE COW'S CLOCKS AND DIALS FROZE IN PLACE WHEN CAPTAIN GAVE THEM A STERN LOOK.
THE MIRACLES OF CAPTAIN ARE INFINITE AND GREAT.
CAPTAIN LIVES FOREVER. I HAVE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE.

THE CITY OF THE DEAD IS MY HOME.
THE DEAD LIKE TO PLAY GAMES AND TALK TO ME, BUT THEY AREN'T VERY INTERACTIVE, UNLESS PROVOKED. IF YOU LOOK FROM THE CORNER OF YOUR EYE, YOU CAN SEE THEM MOVE.

ONE DAY, THE CAPTAIN WOKE ME UP SO I COULD SERVE HIM FOR ALL TIME. IT'S A SHAME THE SAME THING WON'T HAPPEN TO SNIPPY BECAUSE HE'S INSOLENT AND TRIES TO ESCAPE FROM CAPTAIN'S ORDERS.
SNIPPY ALWAYS TELLS ME LIES. HE SUCKS.
I TRY TO CONVINCE HIM THAT CAPTAIN IS A REAL WIZARD AND RULER OF THE UNIVERSE, BUT SNIPPY IS A STUBBORN GOAT. HE SAYS "IT'S ALL MAGIC TRICKS" AND "YOU ARE GULLIBLE".
I CALLED HIM A "JIGGLY SLUG" AND PRESENTED HIM MY PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE.
SNIPPY CALLED MY PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE "PHOTOSHOP". I DON'T KNOW WHAT PHOTOSHOP IS, BUT IT SOUNDS SCARY. IT REMINDS ME OF THOSE OLD MAGAZINES I FOUND OF GIRLS WITH GLOSSY FACES. I THINK I WILL NAME MY CATERPILLAR FRIEND "PHOTOSHOP". THE CATERPILLAR GETS ALL GLOSSY AND ANGRY IF I TRY TO HELP HER FLY. IT TOOK A LOT OF WORK TO CATCH PHOTOSHOP AND TIE BALLOONS TO HER. NOW SHE CAN FINALLY BE FREE, LIKE A SKY-SHARK. SNIPPY CLAIMS HE IS A SMART, BUT I KNOW BETTER. REAL SCIENTISTS CREATE SKY-SHARKS. SNIPPY HASN'T CREATED ANYTHING LATELY.
PHOTOSHOP ROAMS THE SKY, I HOPE SHE LANDS ON SNIPPY.

I REMEMBER A TIME WHEN PLANES ROAMED THE SKY EVERYDAY, WITH WHOOSHING NOISES AND CHEM-TRAILS. IT WAS BOUTIFUL.
I LIKE PLANES.
WHAT DO YOU LIKE?

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:iconsamimimima:
Samimimima Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013
The photographic evidence... MIND-EXPLOSION!!! :O
That. Was. Awesome. I AM NOW A TRUE BELIEVER OF CAPTAIN'S MAGIC! (Thank you, Pilot!)
I like Zee Captain and Zee Mug!
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:iconof-the-skies:
of-the-skies Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I see some possible Portal 2 references... :giggle:
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:icon8darkness-seeker8:
8Darkness-Seeker8 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012
Oh pilot, you're an inspiration to us all.... and I like trains
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:iconmogura-no-kanji:
Mogura-no-kanji Featured By Owner May 30, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
great, I followed the link on google+
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:iconfellcrusader:
fellcrusader Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
OH OH!! COOKIES!!! SHINY COOKIES!!! I like planes too pilot, your not alone.
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:iconstitchedpuppet13:
StitchedPuppet13 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
So his name is Chris?
... I can see that :)
Charles
Alex
Chris
and... Captain... :salute:
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:iconthegannet:
thegannet Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2012
SG CHRISTOPHORUS HATCHENSON is pilot before he was braindamaged in the crash and went insane in the wastes of new nyc.
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:iconartisticmonkey21:
ArtisticMonkey21 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
PILOT FTW!!!!!!! zee captin RULES WITH EPICNESS but pilots my favorite
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:icontheghost2:
TheGhost2 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2012  Student General Artist
Photographic evidence:

MIND=BLOWN
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:iconsonicwolvelina99:
SonicWolvelina99 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I clicked on PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE.
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:iconstarrbryte:
StarrBryte Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I like you, Pilot. I like you.
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:iconsgt-hawk-451:
Sgt-Hawk-451 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i clicked the link to pilots PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE and my brain fucking exploded when I saw it...
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:icontsuki-hana05:
Tsuki-Hana05 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2012  Student Filmographer
same with me!!
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:iconmanlyfish:
ManlyFish Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2012
Ooooh I love planes~
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:iconnorimori:
NoriMori Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2012
"ONE DAY, THE CAPTAIN WOKE ME UP SO I COULD SERVE HIM FOR ALL TIME. IT'S A SHAME THE SAME THING WON'T HAPPEN TO SNIPPY…"

Nice shout-out to Portal 2! XD I like you even more than I did two minutes ago! XD

Lol, poor Snippy… Engineer hates him, Captain plays horrible tricks on him, and now I find out that Pilot also hates him! :( Now I won't look at the Pilot-rescuing-Snippy parts the same way ever again! *sadfacde* I thought he really cared about Snippy, which was cute… But he was just following orders. :(
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:iconmikebola:
mikebola Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2012
HOLY CRAP that pic of kim jong il REALLY has a picture of the captain in it! wth!? was that doctored?
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:iconnorimori:
NoriMori Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2012
I had to look at it again to see that. XD Who knows…
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:iconchainedeboy:
Chainedeboy Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012
Zee Captain behind Kim Jong-il... Well it is Zee Captain after all.
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:iconjadeitor:
Jadeitor Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
I also like planes!!! XD
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:iconthetornweaver:
TheTornWeaver Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Oh gosh, the photo...
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:iconhokoritamashi:
HokoriTamashi Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012  Student General Artist
I really like sail boats
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:iconechocresten:
Echocresten Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
that kim jong-il one is so funny XDDD
especially since i'm korean
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:iconnotpatdammit:
NotPatDammit Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2012
wait... is captain kim jong-il! D: holy shit he died like two weeks ago didnt he!
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:iconblight215:
Blight215 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
no you silly, look behind Kim jong-il
in the other plane.
He was there!
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:iconzenariachimera:
ZenariaChimera Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2012
"ONE DAY, THE CAPTAIN WOKE ME UP SO I COULD SERVE HIM FOR ALL TIME. IT'S A SHAME THE SAME THING WON'T HAPPEN TO SNIPPY"

Hah I see what you did there, a line from the ending song in portal two only modified too fit. Awesome reference! xD
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:iconleetfish:
Leetfish Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2012  Student
I just tried singing that.
xD
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:iconhyshinara:
Hyshinara Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012   Digital Artist
I like trains...
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:iconluca0483:
luca0483 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconiliketrainsplz:
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:iconcatsterw:
Catsterw Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2012
I like Pilot.
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:iconmaphisto86:
Maphisto86 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2012
I too like chem-trails. They give me happy memories! :crazy:
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:iconsealife2:
sealife2 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I like snow. :'D
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:iconglitchedup-00:
glitchedup-00 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I like trains
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:iconluca0483:
luca0483 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconiliketrainsplz:
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:iconhevanlydevilxxxx:
HevanlyDevilXxXx Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I like Trains.

(It needed to be said.)
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:iconluca0483:
luca0483 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconiliketrainsplz:
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:iconhevanlydevilxxxx:
HevanlyDevilXxXx Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hahaha yessss :)
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:iconexiled-tiger:
Exiled-tiger Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD YES! Someone actually said it!
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:iconhevanlydevilxxxx:
HevanlyDevilXxXx Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol xD
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:iconblazingguns:
BlazingGuns Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2012  Student Digital Artist
LOL want you gone reference much?
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:icondragonekarus:
dragonekarus Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
...Pilot needs more fans... XDD
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:iconforta-verity-amity:
Forta-Verity-Amity Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2012  Student General Artist
They're all fuggin' nuts. But I can't help but think they're also fuggin' hilarious! XD
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:iconpacmancopter:
Pacmancopter Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2012
*sings* One day he woke me up
So I could serve forever
It's such a shame the same with neeeeeever happen to you...
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:iconchatookaart:
ChatookaArt Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"one day they woke me up, so I could live forever"
XD, sorry, Pilot made me think of that...
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:iconebonlake:
Ebonlake Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2012
I like Photoshop.
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:iconazrethr:
Azrethr Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I love how every single thing Pilot said made complete and total sense to me.
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:iconxiiiblackxiiicatxiii:
XIIIBlackXIIICatXIII Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2012
I like Snippy.
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:iconmightypearl:
MightyPearl Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2012
This...is actually quite disturbing. Pilot is freakin' crazy.
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:iconalansteenhouwer:
AlanSteenhouwer Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2012
I absolutely love the photographic evidence.
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:iconneonhuegoggles:
NeonHueGoggles Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
To me, Pilot looks like he was flying Captain on the mission that got him to destroy the world when Captain used his powers accidentally. Pilot was the only survivor of the crash besides Captain and went insane from the combined stress of near-death and witnessing the universe being played with.
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:iconnokki:
nokki Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I can only imagine what sort of warped creature that caterpillar is xD Oh pilot.
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