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PILOT: THINGS I LIKE

Sun Jan 15, 2012, 12:02 PM



THE TINY TAG ON MY INSIDE FOLD OF MY JACKET SAYS "SG CHRISTOPHORUS HATCHENSON".
THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE SOMEONE I LIKE.
MAYBE I KILLED THEM FOR THIS JACKET.
THIS JACKET IS SOFT AND FITTING.

I AM PILOT. CAPTAIN CALLS ME PILOT, SO I MUST BE PILOT.
I FLY THINGS. I FLEW THE CAPTAIN ONCE ON A MISSION OF GREAT IMPORTANCE. WE HAD A SKY-ACCIDENT.
CAPTAIN SAVED MY LIFE FROM THE BURNING CARCASS OF THE FLYING COW.
CAPTAIN IS MAGIC, LIKE HARRY POTTER BUT MORE MAGIC.  
CAPTAIN CAN STOP CLOCKS, I KNOW BECAUSE I'VE SEEN IT. THE COW'S CLOCKS AND DIALS FROZE IN PLACE WHEN CAPTAIN GAVE THEM A STERN LOOK.
THE MIRACLES OF CAPTAIN ARE INFINITE AND GREAT.
CAPTAIN LIVES FOREVER. I HAVE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE.

THE CITY OF THE DEAD IS MY HOME.
THE DEAD LIKE TO PLAY GAMES AND TALK TO ME, BUT THEY AREN'T VERY INTERACTIVE, UNLESS PROVOKED. IF YOU LOOK FROM THE CORNER OF YOUR EYE, YOU CAN SEE THEM MOVE.

ONE DAY, THE CAPTAIN WOKE ME UP SO I COULD SERVE HIM FOR ALL TIME. IT'S A SHAME THE SAME THING WON'T HAPPEN TO SNIPPY BECAUSE HE'S INSOLENT AND TRIES TO ESCAPE FROM CAPTAIN'S ORDERS.
SNIPPY ALWAYS TELLS ME LIES. HE SUCKS.
I TRY TO CONVINCE HIM THAT CAPTAIN IS A REAL WIZARD AND RULER OF THE UNIVERSE, BUT SNIPPY IS A STUBBORN GOAT. HE SAYS "IT'S ALL MAGIC TRICKS" AND "YOU ARE GULLIBLE".
I CALLED HIM A "JIGGLY SLUG" AND PRESENTED HIM MY PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE.
SNIPPY CALLED MY PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE "PHOTOSHOP". I DON'T KNOW WHAT PHOTOSHOP IS, BUT IT SOUNDS SCARY. IT REMINDS ME OF THOSE OLD MAGAZINES I FOUND OF GIRLS WITH GLOSSY FACES. I THINK I WILL NAME MY CATERPILLAR FRIEND "PHOTOSHOP". THE CATERPILLAR GETS ALL GLOSSY AND ANGRY IF I TRY TO HELP HER FLY. IT TOOK A LOT OF WORK TO CATCH PHOTOSHOP AND TIE BALLOONS TO HER. NOW SHE CAN FINALLY BE FREE, LIKE A SKY-SHARK. SNIPPY CLAIMS HE IS A SMART, BUT I KNOW BETTER. REAL SCIENTISTS CREATE SKY-SHARKS. SNIPPY HASN'T CREATED ANYTHING LATELY.
PHOTOSHOP ROAMS THE SKY, I HOPE SHE LANDS ON SNIPPY.

I REMEMBER A TIME WHEN PLANES ROAMED THE SKY EVERYDAY, WITH WHOOSHING NOISES AND CHEM-TRAILS. IT WAS BOUTIFUL.
I LIKE PLANES.
WHAT DO YOU LIKE?

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:iconsamimimima:
The photographic evidence... MIND-EXPLOSION!!! :O
That. Was. Awesome. I AM NOW A TRUE BELIEVER OF CAPTAIN'S MAGIC! (Thank you, Pilot!)
I like Zee Captain and Zee Mug!
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of-the-skies Feb 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I see some possible Portal 2 references... :giggle:
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:icon8darkness-seeker8:
Oh pilot, you're an inspiration to us all.... and I like trains
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:iconmogura-no-kanji:
Mogura-no-kanji May 30, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
great, I followed the link on google+
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:iconfellcrusader:
fellcrusader Mar 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
OH OH!! COOKIES!!! SHINY COOKIES!!! I like planes too pilot, your not alone.
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StitchedPuppet13 Mar 4, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
So his name is Chris?
... I can see that :)
Charles
Alex
Chris
and... Captain... :salute:
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thegannet Feb 20, 2012
SG CHRISTOPHORUS HATCHENSON is pilot before he was braindamaged in the crash and went insane in the wastes of new nyc.
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ArtisticMonkey21 Feb 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
PILOT FTW!!!!!!! zee captin RULES WITH EPICNESS but pilots my favorite
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TheGhost2 Feb 12, 2012  Student General Artist
Photographic evidence:

MIND=BLOWN
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:iconsonicwolvelina99:
SonicWolvelina99 Feb 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I clicked on PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE.
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