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Pilot: SHOE

Sun Feb 12, 2012, 3:38 AM



DEAR SHOE,

THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE A SHOE.
THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT NOT BEING A SHOE BECAUSE IN MY MIND YOU ARE ONE AND THAT IS MOST UNFORTUNATE.
AS LONG AS I HAVE YOU CONCEPTUALIZED AS A SHOE IN MY IMAGINATION YOU SHALL REMAIN AS SUCH.
THIS MAKES ME WONDER WHETHER ALL PEOPLES AND OBJECTS CAN BE CONCEPTUALIZED AS SHOES AND THUS BECOME SUCH, GRANTING ME ABSOLUTE POWER OVER THEM. DOES SNIPPY HAVE A CLEVER ARGUMENT? NO HE DOESN'T, HE'S A SHOE. SHOES CAN'T HAVE CLEVER ARGUMENTS.
I FEEL LIKE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS NOW THAT EVERYTHING IS UNDER MY CONTROL, NOW THAT YOU ARE ALL SHOES. I NO LONGER HAVE TO ANSWER TO MY REGRETS AND PAST MISTAKES BECAUSE THEY ARE SIMPLY SHOES.
I WAS EVEN ABLE TO PAINT PHOTOSHOP IN PURPLE COLOR (TO PLEASE CAPTAIN) AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN PUT UP A PROPER FIGHT BECAUSE I IMAGINED HER AS A SHOE.



MAYBE I CAN IMAGINE THE FLESHY PSYCHIATRIC LAWYERS THAT HOLD ME HOSTAGE  AS A SHOE AND THEY WILL LET ME GO FREE, SO THAT I CAN SERVICE CAPTAIN FOREVER AND EVER?

SOMEDAY I'LL BUILD A HOUSE... NO A BOAT SHAPED LIKE A SHOE AND SAIL ACROSS THE OCEAN TO THE PARADISE LAND OF PANCAKES AND MERRYNESS.

AND ALL SHALL BE WELL.

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:iconnightmaresinchibi:
NightmaresInChibi Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Student Digital Artist
As bizarre as this might sound, I have actually taken to using Pilot's methods of coping with life. Stressful people are so much easier to deal with when they are shoes, and the land of pancakes of merriness is waiting for me. Somewhere. Yeah, maybe this is a bad sign, but whatever.
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:iconthe-hades-virus:
The-Hades-Virus Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
But where do boots come from. O.o
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:iconthefinalfrontier1701:
Mind blown. I shall never regard shoes the same way again.
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:iconang3lixdevilxp:
Ang3lixDevilXP Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2012  Student General Artist
/flings a shoe at Pilot's head

HERE IS MY ARGUMENT.

//jokes, jokes. I love Pilot.
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:icongiftedelements:
GiftedElements Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I like Pilot
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:iconcatflavored:
catflavored Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012  Student General Artist
I'd say he has problems, yeah.
deviantART muro drawing Comment Drawing
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:iconpseudonympsuede:
PseudonymPsuede Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2012
A case of beautiful voluntary insanity.
btw, the fact that captain's a girl brings some weird awesomeness to the story.
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:iconcrimson-squirrel:
Crimson-Squirrel Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Captain being a girl =/= fact
It is still speculation
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:iconpseudonympsuede:
PseudonymPsuede Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012
Don't contradict me mister.
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:iconholosnipe:
HoloSnipe Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Wow,,, this is actually pretty deep, and, honestly, it kind of frightens me. It makes you wonder if Pilot is truly psychotic, or if he's just hiding behind a shield of insanity to keep the cold, dead world out.
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:icondarkestwish:
DarkestWish Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012
Wow, I didn't realise his metal state was this fractured.
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:iconrarino:
rarino Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012
Yes, yes it is because some devious villain turned it into a shoe!
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:icondarkestwish:
DarkestWish Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012
:iconshockplz:
But... what a devious and evil thing to do!
How dare they turn his mind into a shoe!
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:iconrarino:
rarino Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012
They are obviously the most devious deviant on deviantArt
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:icondarkestwish:
DarkestWish Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2012
They're a devious deviant on deviantArt? They must deviously put devious pictures of devious shoes on their deviantArt... deviously.
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:iconrarino:
rarino Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2012
....That was deviously confusing.
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:icondarkestwish:
DarkestWish Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2012
I'm a devious deviant and that was my devious intent :XD:
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:iconrarino:
rarino Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2012
NNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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:iconlastoftheannunaki:
LastOfTheAnnunaki Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2012
shoe
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:iconsilverninjawolf:
SilverNinjaWolf Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Island of Pancakes and Merryness? I'm sorry, Pilot, but someone mysteriously turned all the pancakes into shoes...
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:iconup-your-arsenal-n90:
Up-Your-Arsenal-N90 Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2012
I approve of this comment!

It blew my shoe of a mind away.
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:iconsilverninjawolf:
SilverNinjaWolf Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD
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:iconveji-chan:
Veji-chan Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2012  Student Writer
And this is how the Woman Who Lived in a Shoe saw the world. Obviously.
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:iconsilvertide:
Silvertide Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2012
I'm not sure why, but I couldn't help but think of the time someone threw a shoe at George W. Bush as I read this...
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:iconthissucks1234:
ThisSucks1234 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012
:iconfblikeplz:
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:iconjerel92:
Jerel92 Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2012
But Pilot, you've just turned Captain into a shoe!
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:iconserpentsplice:
serpentsplice Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2012  Student General Artist
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:iconjerel92:
Jerel92 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2012
yep, I'm the one who asked that question. XD
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:iconserpentsplice:
serpentsplice Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2012  Student General Artist
oh lol XD haha cool~ XD
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:iconfatalyze:
Fatalyze Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
well, now that ive actually read through one of these things i can safely say... captain is a girl? now im gonna have to come up with a new voice to read her lines in XD
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:iconadramelechblackflame:
AdramelechBlackFlame Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
'she' is in referance to photoshop, the weird monster thing. not captin.
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:iconfatalyze:
Fatalyze Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
man, im so confused XD
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:iconadramelechblackflame:
AdramelechBlackFlame Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
the giant worm monster that randomly turns up and trys to eat everythin, that is the she.
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:iconfatalyze:
Fatalyze Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yeah, i got that, its just that when i finally think i understand something, another factor comes in and changes it XD
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:iconadramelechblackflame:
AdramelechBlackFlame Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
.....................fair point.
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:iconnorimori:
NoriMori Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2012
This isn't confirmation that Captain is a girl. This is the creator stringing us along. In time, we will find out, but that time is not now.
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:iconbob-hammilton:
Bob-Hammilton Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2012  Student Photographer
I'm a shoe, I'm a worn-out boot.
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:icondeisuki09:
deisuki09 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2012
I believe that if zee captain is a girl i think pilot is in love with her or something
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:iconremi99:
Remi99 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2012
whenever I can't think of a comeback in an argument I'm just going to scream "WELL YOU'RE A SHOE!....SO HA!"
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:iconmadjesters1:
MadJesters1 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2012  Student Filmographer
My thoughts on shoes are forever change XD
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:iconmcc789:
mcc789 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2012
my roomate's aunt makes $83/hr on the laptop. She has been without work for 8 months but last month her pay was $8682 just working on the laptop for a few hours. Read more on this site...Nuttyrich . com
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:iconshadowsbeloved:
Shadowsbeloved Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2012  Student Photographer
:spam:
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:iconfritopie1130:
FRITOpie1130 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
hahaha I sould imagine my school teachers as shoes too from now on haha lol
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:iconcircuitrycat:
circuitrycat Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2012  Student General Artist
now we finally all know captain is a girl ^_^
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:iconnyannomurder:
NyanNoMurder Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I think Pilot is talking about Photoshop .__. because he said "SHE DIDN'T EVEN PUT UP A PROPER FIGHT BECAUSE I IMAGINED HER AS A SHOE". If someone/thing needs to put up a fight, I imagine that it is Photoshop, for being painted in purple or.. semething like that.

O.o ...just my thoughs
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:iconkazethecursedone:
KazeTheCursedOne Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2012  Student Writer
I am slippers.
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:iconcloudcat181:
cloudcat181 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I suppose that being a shoe, I can kick ass better than ever now.
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:iconbleu-papillion1313:
Bleu-Papillion1313 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Sadly, after this, Pilot became a shoe himself.
:saddummy:
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:iconsaerif:
Saerif Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I can't wait to find out Pilot's backstory =3
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:iconlittledarkdragon:
LittleDarkDragon Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2012
*become a shoe*
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