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Pilot: SHOE

Sun Feb 12, 2012, 3:38 AM



DEAR SHOE,

THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE A SHOE.
THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT NOT BEING A SHOE BECAUSE IN MY MIND YOU ARE ONE AND THAT IS MOST UNFORTUNATE.
AS LONG AS I HAVE YOU CONCEPTUALIZED AS A SHOE IN MY IMAGINATION YOU SHALL REMAIN AS SUCH.
THIS MAKES ME WONDER WHETHER ALL PEOPLES AND OBJECTS CAN BE CONCEPTUALIZED AS SHOES AND THUS BECOME SUCH, GRANTING ME ABSOLUTE POWER OVER THEM. DOES SNIPPY HAVE A CLEVER ARGUMENT? NO HE DOESN'T, HE'S A SHOE. SHOES CAN'T HAVE CLEVER ARGUMENTS.
I FEEL LIKE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS NOW THAT EVERYTHING IS UNDER MY CONTROL, NOW THAT YOU ARE ALL SHOES. I NO LONGER HAVE TO ANSWER TO MY REGRETS AND PAST MISTAKES BECAUSE THEY ARE SIMPLY SHOES.
I WAS EVEN ABLE TO PAINT PHOTOSHOP IN PURPLE COLOR (TO PLEASE CAPTAIN) AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN PUT UP A PROPER FIGHT BECAUSE I IMAGINED HER AS A SHOE.



MAYBE I CAN IMAGINE THE FLESHY PSYCHIATRIC LAWYERS THAT HOLD ME HOSTAGE  AS A SHOE AND THEY WILL LET ME GO FREE, SO THAT I CAN SERVICE CAPTAIN FOREVER AND EVER?

SOMEDAY I'LL BUILD A HOUSE... NO A BOAT SHAPED LIKE A SHOE AND SAIL ACROSS THE OCEAN TO THE PARADISE LAND OF PANCAKES AND MERRYNESS.

AND ALL SHALL BE WELL.

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NightmaresInChibi Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Student Digital Artist
As bizarre as this might sound, I have actually taken to using Pilot's methods of coping with life. Stressful people are so much easier to deal with when they are shoes, and the land of pancakes of merriness is waiting for me. Somewhere. Yeah, maybe this is a bad sign, but whatever.
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The-Hades-Virus Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
But where do boots come from. O.o
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:iconthefinalfrontier1701:
Mind blown. I shall never regard shoes the same way again.
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Ang3lixDevilXP Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2012  Student General Artist
/flings a shoe at Pilot's head

HERE IS MY ARGUMENT.

//jokes, jokes. I love Pilot.
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GiftedElements Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012
I like Pilot
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catflavored Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012  Student General Artist
I'd say he has problems, yeah.
deviantART muro drawing Comment Drawing
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PseudonymPsuede Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2012
A case of beautiful voluntary insanity.
btw, the fact that captain's a girl brings some weird awesomeness to the story.
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Crimson-Squirrel Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Captain being a girl =/= fact
It is still speculation
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PseudonymPsuede Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012
Don't contradict me mister.
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HoloSnipe Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Wow,,, this is actually pretty deep, and, honestly, it kind of frightens me. It makes you wonder if Pilot is truly psychotic, or if he's just hiding behind a shield of insanity to keep the cold, dead world out.
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