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SNIPPY: QUESTIONABLE REALITY

Thu Jul 19, 2012, 9:15 AM



I definitely thought about killing Captain, especially after several pranks that were pulled on me like that time when I woke up with a bucket super-glued to my head and declared "iron man".
Or that time when Captain made a soup out of my gas mask filters because the broth needed the "Smooth flavour of Snippy" and salt wasn't available... so I had to roam the decaying shopping malls for a new pair.
Or that time when Captain pushed me into a watery abyss inside a wooden barrel to celebrate "Niagara falls day".

Have my thoughts become so compounded as to finally cause schizophrenia?
...Am I a stone throw away from becoming like Pilot, talking to pet rocks and building the Bastion of Captania out of rotting shoe boxes?

And if I were to kill Captain who would I have left?

I must have been talking out loud like those crazy hobos that lived outside the protectorate dome that communicated with radioactive rain clouds via conversations of interpretive dance, until they were consumed by a family of wild mutants.

Did I say out loud about killing Captain or was it just a non-existent voice in my head?

Great, I think Pilot took my insanity seriously and is now off to warn Captain about my infinite treachery.

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Ayame-san112 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2012
If Pilot does tell Captain I imagine it would go something like this:
Pilot: "Captain, Snippy is going to kill you in the most horrible way with a pasta strainer."
Captain: "Oh, Pilot. Don't be silly, Snippy would never kill me. Then he would never get the antidote to the poison."
Snippy: "WHAT POISON!?!?!"
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MadJesters1 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012  Student Filmographer
DONT DO IT SNIPPY! D:> Think this carefully. Captain may have made your life a living hell but should you trust a random bug like that?!
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Illusioninme Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012
ah, the insanity of being the only sane person in a crazily insane world....
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Sliver-Of-Light Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I want to celebrate Niagara Falls Day now.
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shadowblade275 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ah... the madness. hilariously comforting.
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kori-hibana Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012  Student General Artist
snippy, ze captain actually loves you and just doesn't know how to express shows it in his own weird way xp
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:iconnorimori:
NoriMori Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012
Yeah, that's what I've been thinking for a while now. :P
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bonebreaker99 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Snippy that's how captein shows his love for you, literally hard love even if he MIGHT try to put you in much danger.
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soul-reaper-z Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012
if you kill captain, i kill you
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fox-fan2218 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012
Oh Snippy, I hope you thought of a get away plan.
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SonicWolvelina99 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh Snippy.
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:iconcarbomcoco:
CarboMcoco Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012  Student General Artist
:iconsupertighthugplz: It'll be okay, Mr. Snippy.
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MrAxiom Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
._ ... ... .. ... _ ._ _. _._. . .. ... _ _ _ _. _ .... . ._ _ ._ _._ _


Assistance is on the way...
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Arcane-Shadow-Razil Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012
lol, poor Snippy. he's having to play the straight man in all this lol
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C-Conztantine Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012
"Smooth flavour of Snippy"

HAHAHAHAHAHA I WANT TO TASTE THAT :iconhurrdurrplz:
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Anark-mana Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Think of it this way;
either stand Captain and pilots's insanity with Engie or kill Captain and pilot and stay alive with Engie and retain your sanity...
NO WAIT that didn't come out right :P
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YikYik Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012
Snippy... be careful now! :heart:
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:iconeternal-wake:
Eternal-Wake Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012
"Smooth flavour of Snippy". Definitely the best part of this. Poor Snippy XD
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ThaliaMoirae Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012
Oh Snippy...you can never catch a break.
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:iconrabidelf:
RabidElf Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Oh Poor Mr. Snippy Will you ever win?
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Liteblue-L13 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lmao Snippy is going to be sooo screwed.
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AlanSteenhouwer Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012
Ah... Character development.
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frozen-fyre Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012
Indeed. ^^
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:iconthe-port-of-riches:
The-Port-of-Riches Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Poor Snippy...
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BlackSnowWonderland Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It sounds like someone needs to be silenced...
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:iconmadhousehatter:
MadhouseHatter Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012  Student General Artist
ruh-roh!
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:icone-w-j:
E-W-J Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012
Oh noes! Seems our fellow Snippy is in trouble now! :O
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TwitchyWitchyGirl Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh Snippy! :icondragonpetplz:.............:icondragonpet2:
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TheInfamousJoeLinder Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Snippy and Zee Captian. Making my day since dino age.
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:icontheinfamousjoelinder:
TheInfamousJoeLinder Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012  Student Digital Artist
hahaha XD oh the insanity, oh Captain.
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