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SNIPPY: die pilot die

Sat Feb 4, 2012, 4:16 PM



If a Pilot falls dead in the radioactive, frozen wasteland and there is no one around to hear it....do you think Captain would find out it was me?


Allright. The rage has consumed me entirely too much.
What can I do to relax?

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:iconthetornweaver:
TheTornWeaver Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
No, Captain will never find out if you use Photoshop to erase the evidence.
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:iconthewanderermusician:
thewanderermusician Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
ask photoshop for a kiss :D
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:iconsariniya-kiyu:
Sariniya-Kiyu Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
You can come to my house :D We can play some PS3 games and hug each other 8D
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:iconyum-art:
Yum-art Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012   Digital Artist
Play chess with Photoshop if you wanna relax... If he tries to bite you, punch him... Ehm... It in the face xD
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:iconhagamablabla:
Hagamablabla Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2012
Yes. And then he will make you go find Pilot II.
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:iconixdenial:
ixDenial Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2012   Digital Artist
I can totally see that. LMAO
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:iconrarino:
rarino Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012
:rofl:
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:iconchickichikiboomboom:
ChickiChikiBoomBoom Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2012  Student General Artist
Ride a unicorn.
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:iconcartooncoolhero:
CartoonCoolHero Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yes,
but everybody knows that the Capitain loves cancer =D
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:iconfafatonk3kusruk:
fafatonk3kusruk Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
so you secretly love the captain, snippy???
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:iconicewolfaspect:
icewolfaspect Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012
captain would probably just paint pilot on a bomb or a rock and say its him, so by all means go ahead
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:iconnorimori:
NoriMori Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012
Glare intensely at your fans, sending shivers down their spines.
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:icontemeraire101:
Temeraire101 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Take a bubble bath. It can calm you.
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:iconrokutenshi131:
Rokutenshi131 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Take a cold shower, Snippy.
Or listen to some good ol' Rick Astley. :icontrololoplz:
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:iconc-conztantine:
C-Conztantine Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012
THIS^ :iconclapplz:
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:iconrokutenshi131:
Rokutenshi131 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Heheheee :)
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:iconneogs99:
neogs99 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Here. Sit on this chair with a crapload of red balloons attached to it. Take a sip from this mug with a heart...on...it... Uh-oh.
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:iconnorimori:
NoriMori Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012
Lol.
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:iconmonoonyoutube:
MonoOnYoutube Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
shoot something that's red, big, and fugly
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:iconpokey-bunny:
Pokey-Bunny Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Captain has his ways.

Get a deck of cards and play solitaire. Cheat when necessary.
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:icondashdotdotdash:
DashDotDotDash Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Captain will know. He always knows.

Maybe go do one of Captains missions to relax. Ahh- wait.
That would have a minus calming effect.
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:iconomegatyrix:
omegatyrix Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012
Beat the shit out of something! Just not Pilot or captain...
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:icondiginferno:
diginferno Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012
Um... Here, have a cup of hot tea and some cookies :tea: :cookie:
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:iconjerel92:
Jerel92 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012
You could go back to your summer home in the whales stomach.
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:iconlessersubterfuge:
lessersubterfuge Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012
if there's someone else to blame, then i don't think he'll know.


run, snippy. run.
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:iconred-desert-writings:
Red-Desert-Writings Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012
Just walk. Avoid trouble. Avoid contact. Just walk until there's no one but you and your thoughts.

And if you find that you're still angry, then maybe it has something more to do with YOU and YOUR past, than everybody else.
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:iconnorimori:
NoriMori Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012
Oh, c'mon, that was a low blow... I'd be angry for a long time if I found out someone got me eaten by a whale on purpose...
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:iconc-conztantine:
C-Conztantine Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012
let me give you a massage...
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:iconsaphyra125:
saphyra125 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Safety Officer Ornagey reporting for duty!
so what meal are we cooking for him to day?ill be here to make sure its safe for him to eat it!
we wouldnt want to make him sick or anything!
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:iconnorimori:
NoriMori Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2012
Are you going to be Lieutenant Stir Fry then? As a safety officer you should be well-suited to the task! Welcome aboard, lieutenant!
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:iconsaphyra125:
saphyra125 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
happy to be aboard!
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:iconnorimori:
NoriMori Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012
Ooh, can I help??
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:iconc-conztantine:
C-Conztantine Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012
OFC - we gonna make a " snippy-massage armey " just to do everything to comfort mr.snippy. the more the better...:iconwtfmanplz:
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:iconnorimori:
NoriMori Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012
That would be so awesome! We must gather this army immediately, Sergeant Back Massage. I shall be Corporal Hair Tousle.
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:iconc-conztantine:
C-Conztantine Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012
PERFECT :icongoodrageplz: Our goal is to make our beloved Mr.Snippy to have the best comfortable relaxation. EVER. And with this Armey of ours...WE CAN MAKE IT :iconmadnessplz: ...we gonna need lots of oil, Corporal Hair Toudle. ALOT :iconhappygeeplz:
XDXD

rofl at the names X'D just AWESOME XDDD
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:iconnorimori:
NoriMori Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2012
Lol. "Hair Toudle". XD

Sergeant Back Massage, we must now recruit Brigadier General Cupcake and Lieutenant Stir Fry so that Snippy will be guaranteed 100% delicious meals at all times of all days.

(I am laughing so hard right now.)
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:iconc-conztantine:
C-Conztantine Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2012
YOU'R GENIUS CORPORAL HAIR TOUDLE!! GENIUS I SAY!! :icongoodrageplz: you are totally the best assistent I ever had :iconwtfmanplz: snippy sure gonna die happy with our delicious crew! NOW where can we find these people? :iconjimmyhmplz:

( me roflz X''D )
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:iconnorimori:
NoriMori Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012
(Lol, dude, it's "Hair Tousle". XD)

Where can we find these people? I'm glad you asked, Sergeant Back Massage! I have a mission for you!

(And yes, I know corporals are ranked lower than sergeants, which would make you my leader, but I'm just choosing ranks that sound cool, I don't care. XD)

Brigadier General Cupcake and Lieutenant Stir Fry can be found somewhere among the many fans of Mr. Snippy. Such fans can be found on Sniper's Facebook page, and in the comment threads of RA comics and deviations in which Snippy makes an appearance. You must track down someone who is most masterly masterful at creating delicious baked goods (double points if they can do this [link]), and someone who is most wonderfully wonderful at concocting mouthwatering meals, and induct them into our army by whatever means necessary. These two toasty people will henceforth be known, respectively, as Brigadier General Cupcake and Lieutenant Stir Fry of the Saving Private Snippy Estrogen Brigade.

I'm counting on you, Sergeant Back Massage!

While you do that, I will search out our next members: Major Foot Massage and Warrant Officer Playmate.
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wulfluva Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012  Student General Artist
that is a friggen awesome gerard icon XD

okay, that is all. I wish you the best of luck Sergeant :salute:

*goes back to lurking XD*
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:iconc-conztantine:
C-Conztantine Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2012
I dunno who that guy is, I just like his suspisous face XD

DO IT :iconmadnessplz: good luck
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:iconwulfluva:
wulfluva Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2012  Student General Artist
XD he's a singer for an alternative band

YUSSS~
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:iconxdismalangelx:
xDismalangelx Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012
Think about something nice and fly away ;w;
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:iconfenrisvalda14:
FenrisValda14 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012  Student General Artist
Oh Snippy, of course the Captain would find out!
The Captain knows all!

To relax... here... with the Captain comming?!?
Good luck! XD
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:iconwildredrose14:
WildRedRose14 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Yes, he would find out.

Drink tea, write (if that helps at all, it does with me) go to a place or room where you feel happy, even if it's your bed, & perhaps just zone out for a bit. Watch a few westerns or something. :XD:
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:iconanark-mana:
Anark-mana Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Zee Captain is watching you FOREVER!
Just think of all the things you can do to Pilot, but don't actually do them. save them for when he least suspects it :)
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:icongae-ta:
Gae-ta Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012
Meditate. You just sit down and go "oooouumm" for a couple of hours.
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:iconallergic-reputation:
Allergic-Reputation Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
zen garden, there is more then enough dust and rubble to push around with rakes you made from rusty steel found in reinforced concrete.

or play conkers. :D
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:iconcapersaurus:
Capersaurus Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Dig up an old Gameboy and pretend to play Tetris.
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:iconskarabog:
Skarabog Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
after you're done with pilot, go after Captain...
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:iconsirferrick:
SirFerrick Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I think snippy on drugs would be hilarious.
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