PERFECT Our goal is to make our beloved Mr.Snippy to have the best comfortable relaxation. EVER. And with this Armey of ours...WE CAN MAKE IT ...we gonna need lots of oil, Corporal Hair Toudle. ALOT XDXD
Where can we find these people? I'm glad you asked, Sergeant Back Massage! I have a mission for you!
(And yes, I know corporals are ranked lower than sergeants, which would make you my leader, but I'm just choosing ranks that sound cool, I don't care. XD)
Brigadier General Cupcake and Lieutenant Stir Fry can be found somewhere among the many fans of Mr. Snippy. Such fans can be found on Sniper's Facebook page, and in the comment threads of RA comics and deviations in which Snippy makes an appearance. You must track down someone who is most masterly masterful at creating delicious baked goods (double points if they can do this [link]), and someone who is most wonderfully wonderful at concocting mouthwatering meals, and induct them into our army by whatever means necessary. These two toasty people will henceforth be known, respectively, as Brigadier General Cupcake and Lieutenant Stir Fry of the Saving Private Snippy Estrogen Brigade.
I'm counting on you, Sergeant Back Massage!
While you do that, I will search out our next members: Major Foot Massage and Warrant Officer Playmate.