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Snippy: poem of doom

Mon Jan 30, 2012, 4:52 PM



I've a lot of time on my hands living inside the whale and such. ....So, today I wrote a poem about Captain:


Oh Captain, my Captain! I say it to mock,
You're lucky as hell but to me you're a c***.
Please spare me the missions, I've no head for heights,
Balloons and big lists lead me only to blights.
Evading the probes of an alien race,
Then having to witness your > : ( angry face...

But what choice have I? I'm involved in these fights,
With Cancerous space-monsters full of red sprites,
And Lemonade weirdos and God knows what next,
Just how can you stay so serene and unvexed?
What price should I pay for your simple delights,
Be eaten by whales after soiling my whites?

I know you won't listen, but you'll come unstuck,
And one of these days you'll run right out of luck,
Your empire will fall, and your ego besides,
It's karma for sure, like the turn of the tides,
And then I will lol, sitting in my own muck,
Coz after all this I just won't give a f***.

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:iconanimething7:
animething7 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
damn snippy! cut it freestyle!
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:iconchobits-chik:
Chobits-Chik Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I love this, Romantically Apocalyptic is Amazing
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:iconkikuelric:
KikuElric Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2012
I love Snippy even more, every girl wants a deep man :heart:
XD
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:iconchesyrefrog:
ChesyreFrog Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
The day will come when The Captain will fall...

And knowing cruel fate Pilot will take his place. :p
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:iconpsfox:
PsFox Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Isn't there a poem about Abe Lincoln called,'O Captain, My captain!' ? xD
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:iconsad-roses:
sad-roses Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2012  Student General Artist
Google "Walt Whitman My captain" =]
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:iconpsfox:
PsFox Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Ah, yes, that be it! Lol thanks for the info.:)
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:iconsilverninjawolf:
SilverNinjaWolf Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Beautiful
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:iconhagamablabla:
Hagamablabla Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2012
Would you rather be in a whale or hang upside down from a train?
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:iconnoneofurbussiness:
noneofurbussiness Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2012
wow that is pretty good rhyming
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:iconkaratechick13:
karatechick13 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
ahahahahah that's awesome!
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:iconixdenial:
ixDenial Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2012   Digital Artist
sometimes looks really do matter....
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:iconlastoftheannunaki:
LastOfTheAnnunaki Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2012
I had to read this out loud. This is particularly good, Mr. Snippy.
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:iconmadjesters1:
MadJesters1 Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2012  Student Filmographer
BEST POEM EVER!!! :D
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:iconpokeygirl:
pokeygirl Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2012  Student General Artist
i love the poem!
now i cant get it out of my head!
i just keeo sinigin' the lyrics of the song out loud!
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:iconneogs99:
neogs99 Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Just look at all the fucks Snippy gives!
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:iconnorimori:
NoriMori Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012
Lol.
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:iconnick70sevenow:
Nick70Sevenow Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2012
Ahah cool :D
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:iconcecona:
Cecona Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
love it!
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:iconthehotnerd:
thehotnerd Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2012
=D you just made my day
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:iconoi-chan1:
Oi-Chan1 Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2012
But.. I thought you got eaten by the whale before the whole Lemonade cult/alien abduction/being absorbed by Cancer thing..
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:iconnorimori:
NoriMori Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012
Oh and for that matter he got eaten by the whale before the Cancer thing happened so he shouldn't know about that either.

Fridge Brilliance! – In pre-apocalyptic times, Snippy's dreams are of the future, so maybe he had dreamt about them and therefore knew they would happen.
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NoriMori Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012
Ah, this is true! Same with the Cancer purse – he's shown to have it inside the whale even though Captain found it only two comics before he sent Snippy away on the mission where he got captured by Cancer.

See kids, this is what happens when you do non-linear storytelling! You get CONFUSED and start MIXING STUFF UP. XD
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Oi-Chan1 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012
Let's just blame it on Cancer because Cancer sucks mothballs c:
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:iconnorimori:
NoriMori Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2012
Lol. Yeah. In fact one of the things I think is that when Cancer integrates memories, they aren't shown to us exactly, 100% as they were...they have maybe a few things taken out, or a few small details added in from other memories.
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:iconpenny-lane-11:
penny-lane-11 Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
WOW... this is pretty awesome ^^
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:iconhellsingfan101:
hellsingfan101 Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I think you're much safer in the shark my friend
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:iconkeixayaka:
keixayaka Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Wow Snippy, who knew you were poetic??
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:iconparadox-revealed:
Paradox-Revealed Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconclapplz: Best poem ever.
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:iconalagremm:
Alagremm Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2012
Now that's what I call poetry
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:icondevilpengui:
devilpengui Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2012
Really nice. I can understand his disliking of the captain, with the kind of life he lives... poor guy. But it's funny to watch it from afar.
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xDismalangelx Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2012
That's a very...touching poem. :iconiloveyouplz:
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:iconpurple12345:
Purple12345 Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahaha beautiful mr. snippy xD :clap:
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:icongrabyourshovelanddig:
GrabYourShovelAndDig Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Mr. Snippy is a terrible poet.
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:iconglitchedup-00:
glitchedup-00 Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
my good SNIPPY YOU ARE GOOD
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:iconnobuddy-else:
NoBuddy-else Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2012
Yep, I always knew Snippy was an artist at heart :iconteheeyesplz:
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:iconjowain92:
Jowain92 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2012  Student Writer
He's a real poet that one :D
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:iconpendragon254:
pendragon254 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2012
nice one :D
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:iconsliver-of-light:
Sliver-Of-Light Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Snippy, you are the unsung hero of all this mayhem.
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:icongenisay:
Genisay Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
And I loled so hard! Poor Snippy!
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:iconsomeone97:
SomeOne97 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2012
Awesome!! :D
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:iconair-abuser:
Air-Abuser Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2012   Traditional Artist
haahahaa amazing :)
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:iconsirferrick:
SirFerrick Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
BAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS AMAZING!

Especially the last 2 lines, btw...
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:iconextreme-g:
Extreme-G Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2012
Snippy is like Honey Badger, he just dont give a f*** ;)
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:iconilovemostanime:
ilovemostanime Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2012
:) this made me happy face :)
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:iconcele-okami:
Cele-Okami Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2012  Student General Artist
this is pure poetic genius.
good job Snippy
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:iconsmokey-doodle:
Smokey-Doodle Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2012  Student General Artist
I LOVE HOW THE >:( IS A SYLBLE!
And I love that you use the 'lol'
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:iconstyxscreamer:
styxscreamer Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
My favorite part is how > : ( counts as a syllable. Genius, if I do say so myself.
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:iconamayahaki:
AmayahAki Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
OMGILOVEYOU
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Moonlightglitter Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2012  Student Artist

YAYY SNIPPY!!
...
I mean.. Charles. I am quite impressed. You will be a great poet one day, indeed. I can not wait until I hear more of your delightful poetry. Perhaps more about Zee Captain? Or Pilot, or Engie?
:iconquitehappyplz:
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