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Devious Journal EntryGood ol' alexiuss has been using my computer all day and forgot to log out of his DA account, so this is him getting trolled.
With love, Humon.
THE CHURCH OF GOOGLISMSTEP 1: The problem.
You have a problem.
Don't tell me you don't have problems.
Everyone has problems.
Determine what your biggest problem is.
Don't have a big problem? Too scared to admit it?
You can start smaller- How about a small problem?
How about something that concerns/bothers/confuses you today/this week/recently?
Come up with a bunch of keywords that describe your problem.
STEP 2: Ask google for solution to your problem.
Google your question using ALL the possible keyword combinations that your problem relates to or has in it.
See if anyone already has a similar problem or has already resolved it.
Take 3 hours if you must.
Finding correct information can get tough, especially if it is obscure, hidden, answered incorrectly or has conflicting answers.
Answers without proper sources or evidence are generally incorrect and should be disregarded.
If there are too many conflicting solutions and opposing answers and you're not sure which is correct,
Use the principle of
ENGIE: RegretsI was at first too stupid to see that we were no longer using ANNIE but Annie was using us.
She was a goddess in the machine, our search engine.
We used her to collect and share knowledge and in return she had started to use us as her processors. It was an unexpected transition and it took a long time, thus I failed to notice it, failed to stop it. The new organism had come to life in which we were only neuron cells of her massive mind, that spanned continents.
Humanity no longer had a chance to survive in it's current state. We had poisoned the oceans, we had scorched the earth and blackened the sky in our quest for power.
The world we knew was dying. I knew that this decade would be our last. The city would fall to the Zone, sooner or later.
Research notes from the last report of Charles Snippy terrified me greatly. They had found something horrid in the Dead Zone. Something that killed them all.
The Dead Zone Research and Tourism i
PILOT: THINGS I LIKETHE TINY TAG ON MY INSIDE FOLD OF MY JACKET SAYS "SG CHRISTOPHORUS HATCHENSON".
THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE SOMEONE I LIKE.
MAYBE I KILLED THEM FOR THIS JACKET.
THIS JACKET IS SOFT AND FITTING.
I AM PILOT. CAPTAIN CALLS ME PILOT, SO I MUST BE PILOT.
I FLY THINGS. I FLEW THE CAPTAIN ONCE ON A MISSION OF GREAT IMPORTANCE. WE HAD A SKY-ACCIDENT.
CAPTAIN SAVED MY LIFE FROM THE BURNING CARCASS OF THE FLYING COW.
CAPTAIN IS MAGIC, LIKE HARRY POTTER BUT MORE MAGIC.
CAPTAIN CAN STOP CLOCKS, I KNOW BECAUSE I'VE SEEN IT. THE COW'S CLOCKS AND DIALS FROZE IN PLACE WHEN CAPTAIN GAVE THEM A STERN LOOK.
THE MIRACLES OF CAPTAIN ARE INFINITE AND GREAT.
CAPTAIN LIVES FOREVER. I HAVE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE.
THE CITY OF THE DEAD IS MY HOME.
THE DEAD LIKE TO PLAY GAMES AND TALK TO ME,
SNIPPY: QUESTIONABLE REALITYI definitely thought about killing Captain, especially after several pranks that were pulled on me like that time when I woke up with a bucket super-glued to my head and declared "iron man".
Or that time when Captain made a soup out of my gas mask filters because the broth needed the "Smooth flavour of Snippy" and salt wasn't available... so I had to roam the decaying shopping malls for a new pair.
Or that time when Captain pushed me into a watery abyss inside a wooden barrel to celebrate "Niagara falls day".
Have my thoughts become so compounded as to finally cause schizophrenia?
...Am I a stone throw away from becoming like Pilot, talking to pet rocks and building the Bastion of Captania out of rotting shoe boxes?
And if I were to kill Captain who would I have left?
I must have been talking out loud like those crazy hobos that lived outside the protectorate dome that communicated with radioactive rain clouds via conversations of interpretive dance, until they were consumed by a famil
PILOT: A CAPTIVE AUDIENCEEVEN THOUGH I WASN'T BORN A "LITTLE GIRL IN A STRANGE AND FORGOTTEN COUNTRY FORMERLY KNOWN AS GERMANY" , AND I CAN'T MAGICALLY TRANSCEND SPACE-TIME, SOMEDAY I WANT TO GROW UP TO BE JUST LIKE CAPTAIN... FOR SURELY EVEN A MICRO-SECOND REALIZATION OF CAPTAIN-NESS WOULD MAKE ME ONE WITH THE UNIVERSE.
I WOULD SHARE THE DOGMAS OF CAPTAINIA WITH ALL PEOPLES OF ALL COLORS, BUT MY ONLY CAPTIVE AUDIENCE IS SNIPPY AND EVEN WORSE, HE IS ONLY CAPTIVE BECAUSE I TIED HIM TO A COUCH WHILE HE SLEPT AND HE REFUSES TO BELIEVE IN CHURCH OF CAPTAIN BECAUSE HE CALLS HIMSELF "ATHEIST".
SUCH DIRTY WORDS HE SPEAKS. I COVERED KITTY-HAWK'S EARS. NOBODY SHOULD GROW UP TO BE LIKE SNIPPY.
JUST LOOK WHERE HE IS - TIED TO A COUCH AND YELLING OBSCENITIES.
SNIPPY SHOUTS THAT CAPTAIN IS "TROLLING YOU AND MAKING STUFF UP"
CAPTAIN LIVES NOT UNDER BRIDGES, I TELL SNIPPY.
I KNOW THINGS.
SECRET THINGS, THAT THIS SLUG IS UNAWARE OF. TROUBLESOME THINGS THAT CAPTAIN SHARED WITH
EXCITING TALES OF PARISThings done in Paris so far:
0)Got an unexpected hug from an awesome RA fan at the Airport!
1)Climbed the Eiffel tower.
2)Climbed Arc De Triomphe
3)Climbed Mont Parnasse
4)Climbed Notre Dame.
5)Rode an electric car at the Versailles.
6)Saw the Moulin Rouge. (yay for Boobies)
7)Waddled around Louvre and Musée D'orsay
Last item on the list to do is to descend into the Paris Catacombs, and then fun times of work begin at the "Japan Expo".
Also, I just learned that my friend :iconluna133: started her own sexy indiegogo campaign.
Go help her out:
Charles snippy: TRANSFERENTRY: 377:
For several months of torture, the Directorate kept me in their offices, making me file paperwork on their "test subjects", all while I kept sending applications to the "Dead Zone tourism" branch, to get away from towering cubes of the Directorate, away from cities and transmitter towers that were slowly frying my brain.
Centuries of industrial pollution were inevitably changing the biosphere of our world and the Directorate knew it better than anyone, yet they did nothing to stop it, profit had to be maximized, production had to be increased, customers had to be satisfied. Holes in the ozone layer, irreversible changes in the atmosphere, radioactive fallout, wild-life mutations, the days growing darker and the sky turning black - none of this mattered to them.
These changes must have been so gradual that no single generation was able to protest it.
Everyone was happily, playfully, and joyfully ignoring the world outside o
FOLLOWINGAttempting to ignore the metallic voices of common household objects that still reverberated in my head, I walked around the apartment complex in severe agitation.
Are they actually plotting to kill captain?
Did they dispose of... Pilot?
Who are they?
Why have they taken the forms of mug, straw and ladybug?
Why can I hear them?
Has the fabric of my reality completely unraveled itself?
Have I gone mad?
Surely, there is a sensible explanation for all of this.
I bet Captain recorded these voices with Pilot just to mess with my head using an audio-player and hid it in the floorboards.
Indeed! That must be it! How gullible of me...
Pfff... talking mugs!
I bet I'm going to find out a new entry in the calendar that marks today as "Household object uprising, from which only Snippy's left boot can save the day".
Captain and Engie's footsteps led out of the building, so I followed them, hoping to find explanation, clarification, anything really
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[Bullet; Red] I will be doing a live interview in DeviantArt's dAmn Chatrooms on Sunday, July 29, at 7:00PM (Pacific Standard Time).
[Bullet; Orange] During the interview, you will be able to contribute questions and chat freely with other artists in a public room while questions are answered in live-time in a separate, private room.
[Star!] Interviews are held in our dAmn Chatrooms --> http://chat.deviantart.com/chat/AtAChat and http://chat.deviantart.com/chat/ATAInterview ... During an interview, you must be in both chatrooms. One is where you watch the interview, and one is where you ask the questions. Rooms will be open and interview with SilentReaper will be held on Sunday, July 29,
I have made a new account!A stock account that is!
I will be posting resources there. Free stock images, I will try making some screentones, colour pallets and photoshop/sai brushes too! All images, tones and brushes will be free for use without crediting etc. ( because its just so tedious OTL) New Zealand has some breathtakingly beautiful skies and sceneries so I will be doing a ton of those too :iconsmilieplz: Stock account can be found here! http://moni158stock.deviantart.com/ Still in the process of uploading stuff but I should have a bunch up very soon
Ohhh! and I am still compiling my feature list! I am so happy with the amount of suggestions you guys gave me! Hopefully some under loved deviants will be getting the love they deserve soon :iconkissyplz:
10x 100 DA Points Giveaway - Winner #51000 Free points to give away - Round #5 CLOSED!
Do you want to win some free deviantPOINTS and additionally get a triple chance to win?? This is Round #5 of 10 rounds where 1000 points altogether will find new owners. In order to participate you have to do this:
First of all:
READ THE RULES!
(Scroll down a bit!)
FAV this journal
Post a COMMENT in this journal (only one please)
Do ONE of the 3 following options:
LIKE my Facebook Page
The Chromatic Deck
if you don't have a Facebook account FAV this deviation:
The Chromatic Deck
if you have liked the page and faved the cards already SUGGEST A DD for one of the following works from other artists:
DA: Project Cocoon*for watchers and friends only*
so, I'm gonna turn this to my personal DA project
but I'm involving you guys as well
WHAT TO DO?
what do you have to do to participate? simple!
drop a link to your oc
so i can use them for my sketch practice
I'll pick em up randomly each time i want to do some sketch practice
maybe some painting practice too
don't expect much.
go spam this journal!! I command thee!!
GIMME YOUR TREASURE!!
this will be 'links warehouse" journal for me
you can drop as many link as you like as long as it's your own OC
when I'm in the mood, I'll pick some of em like i said before~
WHY THIS PROJECT?
the reason i do this?
simply because I want to hone my skill in drawing, for the sake of my self and my future career
and i hope in the process, I can also make my friends and watchers happy
and this is also to show how grateful I am, because without you guys,
Fav this journal, you might get points! - CLOSED!January is the month of giveaways
:iconoptimusprimeplz: WE ARE ON A ROLL!
January is our birth month, and thus it is the month of giveaways!
What do you do in this giveaway?
If you want to enter, all you have to do is this journal!
R U L E S
- You don't have to be a member to participate.
- The deadline of this giveaway is Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 4:00PM EST.
After 4:00PM EST, I (Jazzs-girl-4ever) will use a random number generator. Once you fav this journal, you automatically have a number next to your username. Whichever number the random number generator comes out with wins 50 ! (Whoever has that number next to them)
The random number is: 64!
Use HeadSmash!as everyone know I made the Head Smashing Base (also my very first base EVER)
And I have to say I did't really expect anyone to use it at all, but I was wrong! XD
So happy that there are some out there who liked it and and decided to use it!
means a lot to me!
Here is everyone I found who used it
:iconmnrART: :iconSoulenite: :iconGabbythedragon: :iconKiytt: :iconApollo924: :iconSnowflake8591: :iconaacrell96: :iconIchikoWindGryphon: :iconIamSKETCHcat: :iconSiryuu: :iconSapphireOctopus: :iconSkipSkid: :iconFourth-Star: :iconCynderheart: :iconDr-Wolves: :iconSpanglersm: :iconhatenadjstar:
About people leaving deviantARTDon't worry, I do NOT want to leave!
The thing I want to talk about is that many many people leave deviantART recently. About 10 people from my watch list left in the last days. They also named some reasons, like "deviantART has become a place for ponies and boobies" or "deviantART was much better in former times, because all the new updates make dA a confusing place".
I can also refer to that more and more. It has become more unappealing to me to browse through art on deviantART, and more and more I only stick to the artists and groups I am watching. The front page with its "popular in the last ... hours" feature has become a place for, on the one hand, childish works, and on the other hand, a place for wacking-off men. Unfortunately my self-portraits are used for the second kind, since there are plenty of men who do simply register on deviantART to create collections like "boobs" or "ass" or "sexy" and add my selfies to these collections..
What I want to say is that
A contest for 1500 points/$20Hello again guys. I would like to tell everyone that I am hosting another couple contest. Like what I've said in my previous journals, this involves Yamamoto Takeshi and Haru Miura of Katekyo Hitman Reborn; but this time it's not SpannerHaru but DinoHaru (D86).
March 31, 2012
Confession and/or Angst/Hurt/Comfort
Please, if you join, please do really join. I had about 40 contestants in my previous contest but only half submitted their work
Entries will be posted here:
Icons for a Good Cause - CLOSEDUpdate 04-01-2013: Project will be on hold and not accepting any more requests. I will clear the waiting list and then close the project for good.
Update of the Update: Well dang, people, the interest is so high that I'll open a few more slots, it's for a good cause after all. xD That means that there's a chance you'll have to wait a bit longer though since I'll have more to work through.
Update 02-27-2013: The project is open again and I will be taking orders for five more slots before closing for good. That means this is not only your last chance to participate in the project but also your last chance to get one of the chibis in my old style. As always, comment on the journal if you would like to commission an icon in order to help out; in depth guidelines below.
Update 12-25-2012: The project will be on hold for a little while so I can clear off the list and also get all the other stuff done that I
wedding timesI got married to :iconmeeshkamodel: , yay.
See if you can spot the person who plays/inspired the personality of :iconpilotfanclub: in this picture:
(hint: the gaze bores into your soul)
Much wedding cake was had, almost as much as was thrown at our table during MCM london show (after Captain demanded cake) and 40+ cakes and cupcakes were brought.
You can support RA / send us a wedding gift via:
a dangerous hallucinationThe light coming through the window was bright,
much too bright.
Even though my eyes were closed
I could see it-
The skin of my arms prickled,
sweat dripped from my brow.
It was two in the afternoon but…
the sun was setting
through the window facing east.
I should have seen the hutch,
shelves lined with bone china
decorated with delicate leaves and vines.
I was so thirsty
and reaching for cups that should have been there.
Instead I found a billboard of butterflies,
the colors raging
more than any rainbow
I'd ever seen.
Their wings fluttered and flashed
yet somehow they moved in slow motion.
I wanted to stand,
wanted to reach out and touch them but…
I couldn't move,
and yet I laughed
ignoring my dry mouth
and the tingling in my feet.
There was a tempest
on the rise
and in my blood.
A sugar rush disguised
as a riot of butterflies
and they were swarming me.
There was a small vial
of insulin in my pocket
that I nev
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