Greetings, fleshy meat sacks

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Who are you?


Although I am world renowned for my marvelous invention- “the tool for digging up”,


I'm also known as "the doctor" for my great medical discoveries:


I'm also well known for going back in time and messing with history:


And hating manuals. Who the hell needs those damn manuals anyway?!


Fire-starting gremlins live inside my computer:


Where do you live?
Currently, I live in a capitalistic paradise known as T-dot, where the only allowed racism is one of architecture:

The only crime in our friendly city is Beardly overgrowth..
Thusly, the only super hero in town, fights crime with a sharp razor, shaving any pedestrian in range or hobo that he can catch.


I also believe that time should be stopped, before it ends us all:




How do you stay so fit?
I eat razors for breakfast.


What university did you study at?
In the month of May, 2009 I've acquired an illustration bachelor of design degree at zee Ontario College of Art and Design, the scariest building in all the lands of T-dot.



What was your greatest art thievery?
Oh it was a grand tale that can only be described in the following comic.
True events of which have transpired summer of 2008 at the Ontario Colledge of Art and Design painting class end of year critique.
Wearing an awesome hat, I was confronted with delicious criticism:













...the painting was never found.


State your demands?




State current objectives?


To stop nuclear war of 2012, which I started:



It was amusing at first and the photographs of scenery came out great, but it just became boring after a couple of years.






Now...
Your local, robot overlord needs you to ask him more hilarious questions of complicated nature to lengthen this interweb-blog into the state of infinity. So, ask away.
Only the most worthy and random ones shall be answered, with much violent reprisals.

© 2008 - 2024 alexiuss
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NorthWyrm's avatar
When kidnapped, what kind of food would you like to be given? Have you ever been kidnapped by a fan before? Do you prefer being held captive in a box or a cupboard?

...Should crumpets be given human rights, in your opinion?